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Pornality

“PORNALITY” comes from PORN + BANALITY, a misheard or misunderstood (if clichéd) expression that takes on a more graphic or sexualized meaning:

Examples --

HARD-AND-FAST solution becomes “HARDEN-FAST” SOLUTION;

NO-HOLDS-BARRED (wrestling) becomes “NO HOLES BARRED” (stick it anywhere!);

NIP IT IN THE BUD becomes “NIP IT IN THE BUTT";

and, a pornality deliberately scripted for television:

CORNISH GAME HEN became "CORNISH GAY MEN" as mishead by Dick Solomon (John Lithgow) on NBC-TV's "Third Rock from the Sun" (1996-2001).
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"Man, you got a buttload of mail."

"Don't you mean 'boatload'? "Buttload" is a pornality."

"I was gonna say 'shitload'."

"Point well taken."
by al-in-chgo May 13, 2010
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pornpity

the guilty or shame of being caught after watching porn
Andrew felt pornpity after his girlfriend caught him beating off to the porn he was watching in his room.
by SiriusDawg2014 April 6, 2011
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hornility

Girl, you are suffering from extreme hornility tonight.
by macdiver69 August 14, 2009
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Pornginity

Similar to virginity, however it is the act of watching porn for the first time as opposed to having sex for the first time.
Person 1: Have you ever watched porn?
Person 2: No, I still have my pornginity.
by Lucario603 March 3, 2016
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Penility

Humiliation felt as a result of exposure of one's miniscule penis
We were in the showers, and feelings of Penility overwhelmed me.
by xxxx December 10, 2003
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Pornilism

The addiction of watching/jerking it to porn (at least 10 times a day)
Today at church we learned about pornilism
by grassyass503 April 19, 2016
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pocility

when you're to retarded to spell police-brutality
"what kinda moron spells police brutality, pocility"
by yonni's laga March 1, 2022
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