Pornado

(pawr-ney-doh) short form of Porn Tornado.

A sexual move performed by the female partner whereby she lines up in the cowgirl position and lowers herself onto the erect penis with a circular motion. Can also be performed in the reverse cowgirl position.

Murk: "How did your date go last night?"

Paul: "Dude, she did the Pornado, how do you think it went?"

by lancetightpants November 13, 2011

Pornado

When your computer monitor is relentlessly spammed with porno pop ups.

I googled bukkake and was hit with a cat 5 pornado.

by Giz monkey deluxe October 14, 2017

pornado

used to describe a seemingly endless stream of pop-up windows appearing on ones computer screen while looking at pornographic websites<p>background: uh.....

I almost got busted by my boss at work for looking at porn. I had to turn off my computer off because I got swept off in a fucking pornado!

by devon April 8, 2004

pornado

suddenly receiving an excessive amount of unsolicited pornographic spam email that when you try to delete opens a ton more porn sites

A pornado hit me as my wife was walking by my computer.

by Quilll January 25, 2010

pornado

A e-mail declaring a fake prize that actually triggers a massive amount of child porn pop-ups that only get worse as you try to stop it.

I opened an e-mail labelled "Free Trip To Hawaii" when a pornado took over my PC.

by Rida June 1, 2006

pornado

Multi-monitored porn experience. Specifically one involving 3 or more computer monitors all with multiple videos, photos, sites, ect open at once.

The man with four computer monitors was doing the pornado "before it was cool,".

by srush2794 July 29, 2013

Pornado

A tornado that went through a potato field and is now a moving swirling mass of potato hell.

I came to see a tornado only to be hit by a pornado.

by Daddysama69 October 10, 2023