Pornado

You know what you are going home to do. You open 7 different porn tabs and pre load them. Midgets, lesbians, squirting, gagging, granny, trans and homemade. Prepared to assault yourself.

I fired up an epic pornado last night. My hand hurts and I can't pee properly.

by Wingaz November 7, 2019

pornado

Multi-monitored porn experience. Specifically one involving 3 or more computer monitors all with multiple videos, photos, sites, ect open at once.

The man with four computer monitors was doing the pornado "before it was cool,".

by srush2794 July 29, 2013

Pornado

The act of being high on methamphetamine and going on a porn spree, usually till the sun comes up.

I just went on a pornado now my dick needs a cast.

by Fishersprice December 29, 2018

Pornado

the torrent of viruses that completely wrecks your computers
Ex: My mom got swept up into a pornado the other day. Our computer is trashed now!

My mom got swept up into a pornado the other day. Our computer is trashed now!

by Hunnydawg July 13, 2011

Pornado

(pawr-ney-doh) short form of Porn Tornado.

A sexual move performed by the female partner whereby she lines up in the cowgirl position and lowers herself onto the erect penis with a circular motion. Can also be performed in the reverse cowgirl position.

Murk: "How did your date go last night?"

Paul: "Dude, she did the Pornado, how do you think it went?"

by lancetightpants November 13, 2011

Pornado

When your computer monitor is relentlessly spammed with porno pop ups.

I googled bukkake and was hit with a cat 5 pornado.

by Giz monkey deluxe October 14, 2017

Pornado

A tornado that went through a potato field and is now a moving swirling mass of potato hell.

I came to see a tornado only to be hit by a pornado.

by Daddysama69 October 10, 2023