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Twinkie in the Porthole

To have penetrative sex.
I can't wait for Saturday night, I'm gonna put the twinkie in the porthole!

Last night, Garry put the twinkie in the porthole.
by testicheese December 24, 2019
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Porkhole Mustard

That brown, tangy amalgam of shit, semen and lube that forms around the anus during some vigorous, ass clapping, anal sex.
That whore wiped her porkhole mustard on my new bath towel.

She was late for work as it was so she had to trot to her Uber sliding cheeks in a little porkhole mustard.
by Dick Onchin June 30, 2021
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Pornholio

Pornholio - when you have finished rubbing one out watching porn but realize you forgot to grab something to wipe up the "spillage" so, (like your namesake Cornholio of Beavis and Butthead fame) you pull your T-shirt up over your head and go on a quest for TP. In your case, however, it ain't for your bunghole.
"I am the Great Pornholio" I need TP for my jizz load."
by Gary Straynge October 15, 2021
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Cleveland Porthole

Cleveland Porthole: The elegant act of shitting in someone’s tracheotomy hole.
Can you please shit in my tracheometry hole? It’s been a long day.

Cleveland Porthole: shitting in that hole boi
by Dudeguyhomie August 4, 2018
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Porkhole

Any hole on a male/female that can be penetrated by any limb what so ever from a human
"Fuck my Porkhole"

"Lick my Porkhole"
by Kevin4 January 15, 2008
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Porkhole

A particularly ignorant person who is generally disagreeable and unknowingly foolish. Related to but hole but considered less crass in social settings.
Bob, you’re porkhole dude! Can’t believe you dissed that security guard for no reason.
by Hamadi Awad October 4, 2023
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mexican porthole

mexican porthole is the transport module that resembles the shit house used by construction workers across america.Legend has it mex workers transport back and forth from mex to u.s.
where the hell did all those illegals come from?
must have flown on the "mexican porthole " they were'nt here yesterday!
by bubbles may October 23, 2008
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