Porky Pigging

Wearing a shirt but no pants.

I was Porky Pigging around the apartment because it was hot and I chafe easily. My roommate walked in - I still can't shake the look in his eyes.

by The Commodore October 16, 2008

Porky Pigging

The act of wearing a top (shirt), and no bottoms. To be nude from the waist down.

If you scare someone by being completely naked, you can still be porky pigging, and get the "job" done.

by jhorror November 28, 2012

porky pigging

to drive around naked from the waist down.

Let's go get drunk and go porky pigging in the Wal Mart parking lot.

by Copie Boy November 6, 2002

Porky Pigging it

Walking around bottomless; naked from the waist down.

I can't find my pants, so I'm porky pigging it today.

by HerShadow October 17, 2014

The Porky Pig

When a guy brings a girl back that likes him more than he likes her, and as a joke decides to seduce the girl into believing that intercourse is about to commence. However, instead of proceding to have sex, he decides to retreat to a corner and immediately masturbates (alone) in the corner. After getting off, he makes eye contact with the girl and announces (while stuttering): "That's All Folks!" He then leaves without any further explanation or converstation.

Wow, that bitch really wanted the D but was so annoying that I just had to give her The Porky Pig!

by Blazin Logan September 4, 2006

the porky pig

When you wrap your Dick in bacon and nail a girl then when you finish she eats the bacon.

Jim gave his girl the porky pig because she likes bacon everywhere.

by dicken's cider February 3, 2014

Porky pig

During the act of cunnilingus: the giver makes the noise “bi-duh, bi-duh, bi-duh” until the receiver climaxes then states “That’s all folks!”

When Griffin Porky pigged me I knew I had to marry him.

by GlassShrimp June 17, 2020