pornflakes

A low budget porno shot in a grocery store.

DID YOU SEE THAT OLD FUCK EJACULATE CORNSYURP IN THAT PORNFLAKES VIDEO?

by bunnymoney August 21, 2011

poopflake

noun

1. a title given to a lover, girlfriend, boyfriend, spouse; a nickname used by partners in love to refer to each other; can be shortened to the term "flake."

2. The plural term "poopflakes" can refer to an exclusive couple.

3. a small shaving of poop, usually brown and buoyant.

1. "hey ya poopflake! muah!"

1. "Sup, flake"

1. "Hi, is poopflake there?"
- "speaking."
"Hey babe, I love ya."

1. "Hey did you hear that Big Ben raped another girl?"
-"Ya, but she wasn't his poopflake."

2. "Hey did you hear that Al and Tipper Gore aren't poopflakes anymore!?"
-"Weird. He has old balls."

2. "Hey are Tiger and his wife still poopflakes?"
-"Ha. No Way. They used to be a couple of flakes but Tiger fixed that."

3. "Damnit, why don't you people learn to flush twice to get rid of your damn poopflakes in the toilet!"

by chicklit June 16, 2010

poemflake

A poet whose work lacks quality or substance.

This derivative poem with a simple rhyme scheme is clearly the work of a poemflake.

by Kommander October 2, 2019

Porkface

Meaning fat and/or ugly. A figure of speech containing an implied comparison of a person's face to a swine.

X: Hey, you know that girl Helen? I think she weighs like 123 lbs."
Y: Yeah. She's such a porkface.

by ughhhhhhhhhhh November 22, 2010

porkfucker

One who fucks pork

damn I didn't know justin was a porkfucker

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

poopflakes

See Andrew H. meaning or pertaining to the act of farting underwater with consequences!

Circa: 1977 bathing in bath tub with brother. Bubble bubble.

Brother: Whoops! I farted!
Us: Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Me: What the!!!!
Us: GET OUTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!! Poopflakes

by Heavy Deeeeeeeeeeee February 6, 2010

Poopflake

Noun: 1. A flake of poop 2. Crusty, tiny, flakey particles of poop.

I was wiping my ass and and saw tons of poopflakes on the toilet seat.

A flake of poop is a poop flake!

by completelyboguspseudonym April 1, 2011