The Porky Pig

When a guy brings a girl back that likes him more than he likes her, and as a joke decides to seduce the girl into believing that intercourse is about to commence. However, instead of proceding to have sex, he decides to retreat to a corner and immediately masturbates (alone) in the corner. After getting off, he makes eye contact with the girl and announces (while stuttering): "That's All Folks!" He then leaves without any further explanation or converstation.

Wow, that bitch really wanted the D but was so annoying that I just had to give her The Porky Pig!

by Blazin Logan September 4, 2006

porky pig styles

A style of dress where the person (most often male) wears a shirt or vest but is naked from the waist down.

Wife: Honey are you ready to go my mothers place or what?

Husband: Yep, lets do this. You can drive. (exits bedroom)

Wife: *gasp* WTF! put some pants on, you can't go round all porky pig styles. Mum doesn't want to see your junk.

by FuriousB June 24, 2010

the porky pig

When you wrap your Dick in bacon and nail a girl then when you finish she eats the bacon.

Jim gave his girl the porky pig because she likes bacon everywhere.

by dicken's cider February 3, 2014

Porky pig

During the act of cunnilingus: the giver makes the noise “bi-duh, bi-duh, bi-duh” until the receiver climaxes then states “That’s all folks!”

When Griffin Porky pigged me I knew I had to marry him.

by GlassShrimp June 17, 2020

Porky Pig

When two guys fuck a chicks nose, one in each nostril

BIll and Ted gave that fat bitch a porky pig.

by brady and damon August 14, 2006

porky pig

Having sex with upper clothes on but no pants.

Dude the kids can wake up at any moment, so we need to porky pig it.

by Bitches are real September 16, 2016

Porky Pig

When you aren't sure about the spelling of a word and may even have it so badly misspelled that even a spell checker can't figure out what you mean, so you use a synonym that you can spell.

Sometimes it is nesicary.., nessicary.., necisary.., nessicarey..,Sometimes it is required that you rely on spell check when you don't know how to spell a word.

Sometimes I have to porky pig "necessary"; I can't spell it to save my life and usually I

by 1337ninjer July 13, 2012