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pornament

Pornographic Christmas tree ornaments depicting beloved seasonal figures in sexual positions, aka SantaBalls
Oh my god, will you look at that pornament! I always suspected Mrs. Claus had a thing for Rudolph and those elves. Now we really know why Rudolph's nose is always so bright at night!
by Springbreaker December 21, 2006
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Pornament

An epic competition between (1) rival porn collections or (2) rival pornography artists; Derived from the words "Porn" and "Tournament".

Specific contests can include (for type 1, porn collections) comparisons of size, deviancy, quality and variety. For type 2 (rival porn stars) contests can include comparisons of size, deviancy, endurance, creativity, flexibility, precision and/or ability to induce a knockout blow.
(1) Ronnie was confident his years of porno collection could beat anyone; therefore he challenged his friends to a pornament.

(2) The rivalry between Jenna Jameson and Briana Banks was so intense it could best be described as a "pornament".
by Nick Vino December 24, 2008
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porchmonkey

black people...its ok im bringing back
what do you want you little porchmonkey?
by President Browe January 5, 2011
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pornamental

A person with little value beyond attractiveness.
The only reason to date Paris Hilton would be her pornamental value.
by eleanorofa April 6, 2010
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porchmonkey

A "porchmonkey" is someone of negro origin that happens to be too lazy to sleep in their own home provided by benefit, so the negro sleeps on a white mans porch and becomes a porchmonkey.
"Damn son go get ma shotgun, there be another nigger on ma porch" "Ok pa, lets torch him!"
by THe Holy Nazi. February 13, 2004
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parchmental

The state of mind one enters after a prolonged period of alcohol abstinence.
"I hear our great friend Chowny is going parchmental out there. They tell me the poor bloke has not laid eyes on a schooner for over 9 days!"
by Albert Dickfos April 21, 2019
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pornamented

The use of sex toys to decorate a Christmas tree.

Person 1) Is that a dildo on your tree?
Person 2) Yup. It's been pornamented.
That tree is pornamented.
by toolong2care January 12, 2015
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