An individual who displays poor social skills and touts mental illness, non binary sexuality, and/or physical impairment around like a badge or personality replacement, often starved of attention or flat out insane. Often of low intelligence or educationally stunted. Consumes poptarts and Chicken Tenders exclusively.
by URwatUeat August 25, 2019
The phenomena that occurs when one farts underwater and her gaseous bubble moves up and around her torso before exiting between her cleavage.
by JeninjaCO December 18, 2014
A reference to players in certain video games (Mechwarrior, Halo, etc...) who jump up from behind obstacles that conceal them to shoot the opposing team or player. A very n00by person poptarts alot, almost as their sole form of combat.
*Blaza jumps from behind a hill and kills vipetheviper with one shot*
Mechwarrior Vipetheviper: "C'mon Blaza, don't be such a poptart! You have more dignity than that."
Mechwarrior Blaza: "Oh yea? What'll you do about it."
*Blaza jumps from behind a hill and kills vipetheviper with one shot AGAIN*
Mechwarrior Vipetheviper: "C'mon Blaza, don't be such a poptart! You have more dignity than that."
Mechwarrior Blaza: "Oh yea? What'll you do about it."
*Blaza jumps from behind a hill and kills vipetheviper with one shot AGAIN*
by TShead April 30, 2008
1) An insult often used by Cami. There is no definite definition, the only clearly stated definition is in the Napkin to English Dictionary.
2) The best breakfast food ever. They're cooler than you.
2) The best breakfast food ever. They're cooler than you.
1) Cami: You're such a poptart.
Person #1: ...What?
Person #2: Look it up in the Napkin to English Dictionary.
Person #1: Right-o!
Cami: WHOO! I HAS PUDDING!
2) I ate some poptarts, therefore my stomach is cooler than you.
Person #1: ...What?
Person #2: Look it up in the Napkin to English Dictionary.
Person #1: Right-o!
Cami: WHOO! I HAS PUDDING!
2) I ate some poptarts, therefore my stomach is cooler than you.
by Cami (Is cooler than you) March 17, 2007
1. Any girl, usually a teenager, obsessed with being hip, artsy, or excentric, enjoys indie pop music and drinks redbull as a main part of her diet ; A girl who goes out of her way to be a "hipster".
"hey look at that poptart over there, shes such a hipster."
"she wont listen to that music shes a total poptart"
"she wont listen to that music shes a total poptart"
by Auoranaut October 04, 2011
1) One who lacks intelligence and serves humanity mainly as a skin filler.
2) No real nutritional/intellectual value
2) No real nutritional/intellectual value
"He's cute, but when he started talking, it was clear he was a total poptart."
"The corporate poptarts have no idea what is going on, but they show up to make the meeting look important."
"The corporate poptarts have no idea what is going on, but they show up to make the meeting look important."
by Woobie2 May 20, 2009
1)When a breast implant explodes or expands inside of a woman's breast.
2)An extremely good snack when frozen or even when heated.
2)An extremely good snack when frozen or even when heated.
by Tyler Oulette April 10, 2006