Jizz Popsicle

A frozen concoction made primarily of jizz used in the act of feltching. A jizz popsicle is most commonly used in the wilderness at various man camps along the Rhode Island coast.

His ass was so tight, I had to use a jizz popsicle to loosen and numb him up.

by PhilthyFeltcher February 25, 2017

Turd Popsicle

A much better and more realistic name for the tyrannical "paramount leader" of China Xi Jinping, responsible for allowing Covid-19 to spread all over the world, all because he hates being called Winnie the Pooh. He is known for censoring everything he and his government doesn't like, ranging from TV series, videogames, websites, music, and so on, for opressing Hong Kong, Taiwan, and the Uyghurs, for disappearing people who criticize him, among many other bad things. i.redd.it/mp1fy8603os41.jpg

Damnit, I didn't know the CCP was being run by a Turd Popsicle.

by fuckdaccp April 14, 2020

popsicle

A girl who is ice cold on the outside and has a stick rammed up her ass on the inside.

"My girlfriend is such a popsicle - when I told her that my mom died, she laughed then went to work for 12 hours."

by Hank Thompkins January 9, 2009

Floridian Popsicle

Ejaculating into a condom, freezing it to a low freezing point, and devouring it

My girlfriend did a Floridian Popsicle

by Texas slap fest March 11, 2015

Popsicle streak

A Popsicle streak is a form of a sport in which someone would eat a large amount of popsicles usually completing a certain amount

Kyle was doing a Popsicle streak today and ate like 20 popsicles

by ItIsDenfinitlyNotMe April 28, 2017

glazed popsicle

The act of when a penis is covered by feces,and semen and someone is brutally forced to eat it

Taylor had gave me a glazed popsicle last night.

by qpl January 30, 2015

chocolate popcicle

Military call sign for a rotary winged aircraft.

Chocolate Popcicle entering 4WA in order to complete mission and return to mother.

by BeaniBeani December 3, 2016