Pop Tart

Sugar filled crack puppies, long suspected to be laced with some sort of hardcore addictive drug. Pop tarts are love. You eat them and are transported to a magical kingdom.

WHoooooAAAahhhhh, these Pop Tarts are smashin', my bro.

by ZEEK_WILDE January 31, 2010

Pop Tart

Some one who acts hard but is really soft like a pop tart is hard on the outside but, soft in the middle.

You're a pop tart.

He's a pop tart.

by cigarettecancerman March 5, 2011

pop tart

Actually, the use of "pop-tart" as an adjective for a slatternly pop singer was first coined by Mark Hänser in the Long Beach (California) Union Daily in 1983, first in reference to "Pat Bena-tart" then famously about Scandal's Patty Smyth (of "Goodbye To You" and "The Warrior" fame.)

By Mark Hänser, from the CSULB Union Daily's "finals week" issue of June, 1983:

"Pop Tart (pop tärt) n. 1. A delightful toaster pastry manufactured by Kellogg's of Battle Creek, MI. Often iced, the flaky treat is filled with either yummy fruits or some other sweet, such as chocolate or brown sugar-cinnamon. adj. 2. Patty Smyth, lead singer of the pop-rocking quintet Scandal. Possessing a certain fondness for leather-topped party dresses and long black gloves. Smyth follows in the footsteps of a long line of female perfomers who like to tease as much as torch. syn - Pat Benatar, Suzi Quatro."

by Victor Felix December 28, 2005

pop tart

a high class girl who lacks mental capacity.
flaky on the outside, not much on the inside

#1 "yo who was that hottie you were talkin to last night at the bar?"

#2 "hottie??? lol she was, until she started talking. so dumb i cant believe she could walk and talk at the same time"

#1 " HA! what a pop tart"

by DCinc September 19, 2009

Pop Tart

A boy or girl that is 12-19 years old. Can be used to refer to a typical teenager. The only thing that most kids of the latter age know how to do is cook instant noodles and pop tarts.

That pop tart doesn't even know how to cook and she wants to get married? What a loser.

by bigrigcalibear August 16, 2012

Pop Tart

An act of fellatio during the morning following a night of sexual intercourse

Before she left for class in the morning, I asked her if she could give me a Pop Tart.

"Man, that was a hell of a night! I sure could go for a Pop Tart!"

"Honey, do you think I could get a Pop Tart when we wake up?"

There's no better way to start your day than a nice Pop Tart and a frosty glass of milk. Breakfast of champions!!!

by WorldClassic May 18, 2009

pop tart

Your father's new girlfriend.

"I gotta go. I have to be home to at 5 to meet the new pop tart. This is the third one this year my dad picked up from the secretarial pool at work. Skank, man!"

by geezitron December 9, 2009