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pop rock

actually...the song isnt about a girl giving a guy head with poprocks in her mouth, we just read about it in a sex book or sumthin. just a slight mis-understanding on that definition...but basically, pop rocks is giving head. and not necessarily with pop rocks in your mouth, its just named after that.
you: pop rocking is gross
me: nah, i thought it was but really its not so bad
you: oh, maybe i should try it
me: do it!
by jeremy's girl October 9, 2004
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pop rock

Also known as poser rock, mall rock or fake rock, this non-rock genre is characterized by a strong commercial appeal, with emphasis on professional songwriting and recording craft. Pop rock was created by bored, moronic suit and ties at record labels, radio stations and MTV letting everyone clamor onto another phony genre. Pop rock is typically characterized by the following:

1. Lame pop melodies screamed by women, so-called "country" rednecks who sing corporate pop, gay boys or pseudo-sensitive yuppies who have no historical knowledge of rock and roll and think that's what they are when they're not even close.

2. A complete lack of any talent or difficulty.

3. Queen, even though they're a good band with godly album tracks.
4. Pointless lyrics, along with a lack of passion, artistry, subelty and intelligence.
6. Pop punk or emo pop/mall emo bands.
7. Jangly, treble-heavy, droning, bright, twangy "DING-DING, DANG-DANG" riffs that are played on repeat.
8. Artists being stuffed under "alternative rock" by the media so record companies can put out as many clones of lesser-known or often-feared genres to be consumed by the masses.
9. Post-grunge or over-commercialized modern rock.
10. Melodic metalcore and electronicore. Both of them. No exceptions.
11. Modern heavy metal bands like Helloween (post-Metal Jukebox), Metallica (post-...And Justice For All), Hammers of Misfortune, Judas Priest (post-Demolition) and Avenged Sevenfold.
The Beatles, The Sex Pistols, Dead Kennedys, Suicidal Tendencies, Bad Religion, The Misfits, Black Flag and The Ramones are all rock bands. Avril Lavigne, Elle King, Pink, Hilary Duff, Kelly Clarkson, Imagine Dragons, Katy Perry, Miley Cyrus, the Jonas Brothers and Weezer are all pop rock.
by Super Tips January 3, 2024
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pop-rock

pop-rock is that sort of music that you can bop to, without the same funky sound as pure pop. many people think that just because music has a bass, guitar and drums it is rock or punk. this is just silly. pop rock has to have atleast a slight essence of rock. Kelly clarkson is pop. 48 may is pop rock. there is a difference!

often confused with "emotional punk", which is meant to be punk about life and love, completely missing the point of punk(that it isnt punk unless its about disagreeing, being yourself, being angry and giving the big finger to people who judge you for it). emotional punk does not exist. punk is not about love and life and any good emotions. thats what pop rock is about!
" im waiting, im waiting every day, til you come back down, come back down again..." - 48may
by katie35464 July 15, 2005
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pop rock yo dick

The act of sucking a dick with pop rocks in your mouth. Extremely hot.
1.
Man: Make me a sandwich!
Woman: Shut the fuck up before I POP ROCK YO DICK!

2.
A song by Rachel Lewis, Melanie Willing, Sarah Unger and Ryann Riggs:
"So you sittin in the club and you see another guy
You know you have a boyfriend but you're feeling pretty high
You wanna do somethin new so you pull out your pop rocks
And then ya put it to use on that random guys cock

Chorus:
Pop rock yo dick
Pop rock yo dick
Put on the goo and ya make it so slick
Put on the pop rocks and pop it in yo mouth
An' ya suck it all night till ya wanna pass out

So now you're back home, ya man's sittin' on the couch
He asks you for head and ya just wanna slouch
Cuz ya sucked another dick and he said OUCH
Don't sweat it tho yo man will neva find out

Chorus

So his guys come over they're playin' some games
Then rolls up that random man named James (Is that the man from da clubb?!?!)
They all wanna try out something new
So they pull out some pop rocks and experiment too

Chorus

Oh shit that hurt, I'm feelin' pretty weak
But hell we should try it again next weekrachel r
by poprockyodick July 10, 2009
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Pop rock explosion

Pop rock explosion is when a female puts pop rocks in her pussy and the male partner puts his dick in soda and fucks her.
They went home and did the pop rock explosion until she squirted.
by Bob Marly 15 February 13, 2014
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Pop Rock Hummer

Using the popular pop rock candy, an individual places it in their mouth and proceeds to conduct oral sex on another individual, whether it be on the penis, vagina, anus, or nipples. While the pop rocks explode in the giver's mouth due to the reaction with the saliva, this explosive sensation is transferred on to the "sensitivities" of the receiver, a "hummmmm" type feeling is received.
A common example of a pop rock hummer would be during a blow job. The girl puts some pop rocks in her mouth and once the pop rocks start "popping", she sucks the guy off. The same tingling sensation she receives in her mouth is transferred to the guys penis. This works even better the other way around when a girl gets eaten out because the pop rocks not only react with the saliva, they also react with the delectable juices of the vagina.
by Tony Tollefson January 4, 2009
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pop rock treatment

When you're about to "eat" or perform oral sex on a girl you pour Pop rocks on top of the vagina and proceed to give her the time of her life
Dang girl I can't leave Timmy he did the pop rock treatment and no oral sex has been the same sonce
by gOOd guy April 28, 2015
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