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general protection fault

A crash that occurs often on a Windows 95 based machine (ie Windows 98, 98Se, and ME)
by Arran August 3, 2003
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Protection

1. A condom or other contraceptive
2. A gun, knife, or other weapon
3. A form of extortion whereupon the victim agrees to pay his 'protector' not to beat or otherwise harm him. Old school organized crime scam.
4. Clemency from authorities via political or other connections.
1. Before you bang that nasty ho you better have protection.
2. I ain't goin out after dark in this hood without protection.
3. Vinnie hit up the shopkeep for his protection money.
4. "Fuck you, man. I can sell this crack all I want. I got protection."
by DoktorJ December 28, 2005
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Pootential

The amount of poo someone can squeeze out in one stop to the bathroom.
Todd: Hey man, just took a shit
Fred: wow, how'd it go?
Todd: Pretty good, but i don't think i reached my full pootential
by TheBlooperREAL October 25, 2009
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Erection Protection

The amount of protection provided by clothing such as pants, sweaters and shirts, that helps to hide the fact that you have an erection.
"My swim shorts didn't have very good erection protection last night. Every one in pool could tell I was as hard as a rock."

"I'd give these new pair of jeans a 10/10 on the erection protection scale!"
by Missed or Nickel August 12, 2009
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Pretty Little Pony Protection

A fake computer program that is supposed to get rid of viruses on your laptop, but it actually a virus. Created by Jared of Friday Night Cranks
"Pretty Little Pony Protection! It's so fun to say!" says gay Brenden.
by Desirebros June 14, 2010
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Detention provention

When you suck off the principal to get out of detention
Dad - did you get a detention

U - yes
Dad - why aren't you there
U - cause I blew him
Dad- so you got detention provention
by Daddies malk November 11, 2018
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Caleb Protection Squad

The "Caleb Protection Squad" is a group chat for fans of "Caleb Finn". They are very wholesome and drama free. They have their own server on Caleb Finn's discord as well!
Have you heard of the Caleb Protection Squad?
Yea! They're a group chat for fans of Caleb Finn!
by lori_b_788 November 8, 2019
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