poopen von poopendorf

A traditional German name.

Kaiser Poopen Von Poopendorf II was a really German dude.

by Squincy Quincy December 25, 2007

Pootention

The art of holding in one's poop until the last possible moment, often resulting in a sense of satisfaction or relief once finally released. Pootention requires a certain level of discipline and mental fortitude, as well as a willingness to endure physical discomfort.

I held in my poop for hours until I got home, and the pootention was worth it.

by Farmand March 18, 2023

pooted

A poop-toot. Usually occurs when someone is feeling gassy and bloated and tries to push a little fart out to relieve some pressure. The end result is a runny, light brown mess soaking up your underpants.

Bob: I gotta go home quick.
Jen: Why's that?
Bob: I just pooted...

by michael "i'm way too" long July 16, 2006

pooted

when your hittin it from the back and she shits herself

damn girl you pooted

by givemehead5 November 22, 2019

Pootenanny

A pussy party! First made famous by Naughty by Nature's breakout smash "O.P.P."

Combined from poontang, hootenanny, pu-nanna.

You down with OPP (Other Peoples' Pootenanny)?!? Yeah, you know me!

by FreddyTheBear January 7, 2017

pooted

To shit in your pants when you only meant to fart.

Damn!! I need to go home and change my drawers!!
Why?
I just pooted!
Yeah, I can smell it from back here motherfucker!!

by Mo Jasper November 2, 2003

Pottendarm

Dutch for a higher state of stonedness.

Man I aint high, I am Pottendarm
or Dutch:
Man ik ben ni stoned maar Pottendarm

by Olivier January 23, 2006