Pootash 

when you have a crap and you get bits of poo stuck to the hairs on your arse

"aah, i had a really run shit this morning and my pootash has been saw all day- i can't stop picking it!"

Pootash by Mr Whippy January 9, 2004

pootash 

muppet twat loser pussy
use to disrespect
hurt others feeling
light hearted banter

you a fucked up sweaty poohtash
up yours fucking two bit pootash
take it like a pootash

pootash by andy pope April 19, 2008

Pootash 

When someone runs their finger along their arse crack collecting, on the tip of the finger, a load of sweaty shitty arse stink then wiping said finger along the top lip of some unsuspecting person.

I Just pootashed Jeff while he was sleeping so when he wakes he will smell nothing but my shitty arse crack.

Pootash by Spoopleman May 9, 2018

poontash

The pubic hair of a woman, which can resemble a moustache.

yes it definitely can.

'...so i shaved her poontash....kinky stuff....'

poontash by LIAM SHOT SADDAM January 9, 2008

Pootastic 

Something that is fantastically shitty

You just recieved a speeding fine! 'Oh just pootastic'

Aren't you happy it is time for work! 'well how Pootastic for me'

Pootastic by propart June 8, 2009

Portashee 

A more direct way to express being bored as shit

There is absolutely nothing to do I'm portashee

Portashee by Darkwen July 10, 2019

pootastrophy 

A catastrophic event involving poop, typically from a new baby, puppy or drunk adult, in which a rug, wall, piece of furniture, or adult clothing is soiled or destroyed.

Last Wednesday's pootastrophy sent daddy's new leather pants to the cleaners.

pootastrophy by big mama jdog May 2, 2006