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Giovanni Potage

The soup man, everyone loves him and you should too.
Person 1: Have you watched epithet erased?
Person 2: Yes Giovanni Potage is the best
Person 1 : Indeed
by Cresent_Peach April 16, 2020
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portage wisconsin

An STD in itself. Trash line the streets and it smells like burnt piss. Everyone there is fat, retarded, and ghetto. Cops are pricks. Probably the root cause of Ebola.
Portage Wisconsin is an STD infested wasteland that makes Salton City look good.
by copperhead May 3, 2017
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giovanni potage

A precious soup dad that is from the show Epithet Erased. He is a Banzai Captain and loves all his boys. Giovanni can also be seen as a twink. He is currently in a bromance with Rick Shades. He is an innocent babey and the best character.
Person A: Aww, look at him he's so cute!
Person B: IKR, Giovanni Potage is the best!
by i love thick soup January 5, 2020
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Giovanni potage

,,This dad figure lives with his mom and he protec a mom orphan 12 old kid
and is way better than what shit dad molly haves"
Ok so I don't fucking know what to write here so thanks to my discord friend for help👍
so please epithet erased fans agree that giovanni potage is a dad figure
by T4RTZZZ January 23, 2022
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Portage

Noun : A fancy word that means, "Guess what? You're going to have to fucking carry your boat!"
After we paddle across this lake there's a portage to the river.
by onehandcrabbing January 28, 2012
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OOBER POONAGE

WHEN ONE GOES TO A SORORITY AND BANGS A GAGGLE OF FRESHMAN THATS GETTIN OOBER POONAGE
I TORE IT UP LAST NITE AT THAT PARTY I SCORED MAJOR OOBER POONAGE BRA I THINK MY ROD NEEDS STITCHES
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 25, 2011
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Portage la Prairie

The third-largest city in Manitoba, "Portage la Prairie" is French for "pee stop between Winnipeg and Brandon". The main attractions include the world's largest Coke can in the back of the Canadian Tire parking lot and a gigantic spotlight that's used to blind passing pilots on the roof of the hotel next to the giant Coke can.

Portage is most well-known for the money sink affectionately known as the PCU Centre. Just like in Monty Python's Holy Grail, the city council decided to build the PCU Centre in a swamp on Island Park; it's currently sinking and buckling, which is why the pool keeps leaking and closing down. When there's an event at the PCU Centre it takes approximately six hours to leave the island because the only exit is guarded by a ferocious 4-way stop. This could be solved with a traffic light but city council has to spend everyone's tax dollars paying the loans on the building instead.

Portage also has an event known as the Potato Festival, a celebration of the most boring vegetable known to man. It used to be the Strawberry Festival but that was deemed too fun. This change was likely effected by the people in the "good" part of town seeking an outlet for their rage because they live downwind from a sewage treatment plant on the south side of the TransCanada Highway.
Oh man, it's another hour and a half to Brandon! Let's stop for a leak in Portage la Prairie!
by detartrated April 17, 2011
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