pootato

A piece of crap that is so big and round that is shaped like a russet potato.

Katie was cleaning the bathroom and found a pootato floating in the toilet.

by Allisha Strombach December 10, 2004

pootache

to insert ones finger in ones own anal orifice, and wipe said finger under opposing friends nose, resulting in opposing friend only being able to smell shit all day long

how about u smell my ass?

by leewee January 24, 2005

pootato

when you test drive a car, preferably an expensive one, but you drive away, stop off after awhile, take a shit in the glove box. and then return it and run off.

dude, last weekend i pootatoed one car at almost every car dealer!!

by FerociousRyan March 27, 2011

Pootaholics

1. People who can't get enough of Dj Pootie !

2. Dj Pootie groupies.

3. Me ! I'm a Pootaholic.

Guy: Damn man, the club is full of Pootaholics tonight !

Girl: Hell yeah ! Why'd you think i agreed to coming out here with you tonight?

Guy: To hang with me ?

Girl: Hell no foo' I came out here with you so you could get me into the club, to see Dj Pootie !

Guy: Damn you Dj Pootie ! -walks away in shame-

by Pootaholic202 August 27, 2009

protaconator

Someone who would rather eat tacos than do their daily workout

I know a couple lawyers in Buffalo that are protaconators, but Maltese isn't one of them.

by Protaconate June 11, 2018

Pootator

Noun - One who is so controlling that they go so far as to limit the time a person can spend in the bathroom

I was taking a load off with the Sunday funnies and the Pootator started yelling, "You've been in there too long"

by Duecey 2 December 16, 2008

Pootachè

When during the act of sexual intercourse, one Shits under someones nose and gives them a shit moustache.

When Michael got excited during sexual intercourse Jeffs mother found herself with a pootachè

by Blair&Maddie July 8, 2009