Scoota Poota Pita

to ponder, or think of a situation; meant to be said rapidly

person1:hey what does that look like to you?
Person2: hmmmm Scoota Poota Pita!!!

by ujohn1, mhaynes8 April 25, 2011

Pootanology

The study of pootanas, devised by the community at large that were tired of fake ads and high pricing.

Paul, an expert Pootanology researcher, has been perusing online pootana sites getting a feel for pricing, who's profile is legit and which pootana includes anal.

by Sixamenos October 6, 2019

Pootana

Women of the night who perform sexual favors in return for reward. Usually it's cash however some do accept bitcoin, credit card or direct deposit. Pootanas that don't ask for any form of gratuity exist in many numbers and all over the world, upon further study, investigation and compiling statistical data it is inevitable that they will cost you exponentially more in the long term.

Found a nice pootana on an internet site last night. Was a decent pootana, took it deep up the kelloggs trippa with no complaints and for the grand finale gave me an awesome kookaburra simultaneously cleaning me and making sure I was dry.

by Sixamenos December 19, 2019

Poetay

A many use word used to describe someone or something negatively; also means poop.

john you are such a poetay; I need to take a poetay.

by Hallie Carter October-31-2019 November 1, 2019

Poltard

Far-right person that reads and posts to 4chans politically incorrect board (/pol/).

Damn this board is full of poltards.

by Tranny420 December 3, 2020

Pootay

Another word for a fart usually used at younger ages

Oh jeez do you smell that? I think young Scottie did a pootay.

by Bald Boy September 12, 2019

Plotanium

n. A material invented purely to further the plot of a story, without any regard given to its scientific feasibility.

Jonathan: So how did they turn the planet Vulcan into a black hole?

Richard: Oh, they used red matter, of course. Don't worry about how it works, it's 100% pure plotanium.

by therichardstill May 8, 2009