poot lovato

Poot is Demi Lovato's two-dimensional twin sister who has been in captivity for sixty-three years. She has recently been freed from the basement.

Poot Lovato's did nothing wrong.

by Ohheythere10 December 17, 2015

cooter poot

Same thing as a pussy fart

Man, when I pulled out, Cheryl let loose a cooter poot that parted my hair!

by Ferguson June 9, 2005

poot lovato

Poot Lovato was locked in a basement her whole life. She was the unknown twin sister to Demi Lovato, who kept Poot's existence a secret for more than 20 years. She escaped recently, ready to show her fame to the whole world. She is Kanye West's new wife and she is now a meme circulating the globe.

Demi: Poot Lovato escaped her basement! Argh!
Poot: i wel git u demee

by pmdimak January 18, 2016

rooty-poot

A person (usually male) who lacks ability, confidence and/or courage.

That rooty-poot dude can't do anything right!

by Knowledge Doctor April 29, 2008

boostle poot

A mathematical term describing the result of calculating the square root of "taking a dump"

And so it was in the third century that Shitstockinides, famed mathematician and pooper-porker, developed his most famous proof known as boostle poot, enlightening the world to what we all now know: that the square root of taking a dump is indeed boostle poot.

by Dwokoneseus November 26, 2009

imminent poop to poot ratio

A formal ratio calculated that measures gaseous emissions at varying phases of needing to take a shit, postulating that the more imminent the turd, the higher the volume and rate of concurrent farting.

My father explained that during the process of the massive turd being passed, his lab assistant calculated the “imminent poop to poot ratio” and concluded that the ratio obtained had in fact accurately predicted both the proximity of the exiting turd to the rectum as well as estimating its unorthodox, gargantuan size, by measuring the flatus emitted.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2019

poot huffer

when you stick a straw or just use your mouth in someones ass hole and you huff the fart from the ass.

"tiffany is such a poot huffer the way she huffed debbies poots."

"omg i that tiffany was going to huff chris and dotty poots."

by samofred November 28, 2012