poopomancer

A poopomancer is a poop type of summoner he is the strongest poop type of summoner he does poopnado and even more powerfull spells

BRUH lvl 420 poopomancer just destroyed an entire enemy team with a poopnado

by ivicex July 12, 2020

poorman's pda

A poor man's PDA (Personal Digital Assistant)

A Pencil and a pad, pencil and Index Cards.

Used by the older generation to take notes and who does not have a digital (electronic) PDA

Quick get my poorman's pda.

I need a poorman's pda to take notes.

by pomahony2 September 14, 2009

Poormand

A person with champagne tastes and a beer pocketbook

She's always been a poormand no matter how broke she is.

by CookieLyons17 July 22, 2018

Pootomation

The automated process of getting stools out of your body for when you are unable to do a poo on your own. Similar to a catheter but for your bum.

Yo dawg! That accident really messed you up. Make sure you tell the doctors to get you hooked up with some pootomation.

by Meelapo June 21, 2021

Poonomancy

Poonomancy is the art and science of divining future events on the basis of the character and conformation of the female genitalia. Two schools of thought exist within the poonomantic community, the labiists and the vulvists, the former group arguing that only the labia majora and minora have prognostic value and the latter group arguing that the entire pudenda must be considered in discerning future events.

Chloe needed to know if her girlfriend was cheating on her, so she managed to obtain an imprint of her twat and consulted one skilled in poonomancy

by Poonomancer September 21, 2021

Poormark

Scruffy Manchester United supporter that can get three points

Utd lose again, what a bunch of scruffs...... Poormark!!

by Hottub1974 March 24, 2022

The Poormans Zoo

A store that sells domesticated animals, where low income patrons who can't afford to go to a zoo can view wildlife.

I went to look at the animals at the poormans zoo because I'm too broke to go to the real one.

by Clamchester June 22, 2020