poor mans six pack

A plastic grocery bag filled with an assortment of cheap beers found in the back of the fridge, usually brought to a party by a low class individual, who ends up drinking your beer anyway.

What is said Tony: I will stop and get some beer on the way to your house.

What actually happens: Tony shows up with a poor mans six pack, aka. natty and Old Mill. in a grocery bag to a liquor party

by JCMIKETONY February 6, 2006

Poor Mans Magners

The adding of ice to Strongbow/Woodpecker cider

"What you drinking ?"

"I'll have a Poor Mans Magners"

by kopman9 July 19, 2009

poor mans blow

Powdered Caffiene; either from crushed caffeine supplements or ordered from a pharmecuetical company. It is only called this when insufflated (snorted)

"You wanna do a couple rails of poor mans blow before class?"

"I just got a half ounce of poor mans blow from Drug Chem Labs."

by Johnny R. July 26, 2007

poor mans coke

Common street slang for crystal meth (methenphetamine). Used because coke is expensive for a short high while crystal meth is much less for almost a 48 hour high.

Guy: I'm gonna go pick up some coke for the weekend.
Salesguy: Why try coke when you can try poor mans coke, it's much cheaper and it last longer ... It's Great!

by Rapapapaptta March 3, 2006

poor mans porn

using an educational video (eg. how to put on a condom) as an excuse for porn.

i dont want to look up real porn to i looked up poor mans porn

by hoop the scoop April 14, 2017

poor mans posh wank

To put you penis in an old sock and masturbate

I fanceid a change so i popped him in my old sweaty sock

by mr smith March 6, 2005

Poor Mans Red

Removing the filter to any cigarette to give that soothing "red" flavour that any real cigarette smoker enjoys best.

Mikey D: Hey Jimmy you got any reds man, I'm out.
Jimmy: Nah man alls I got are these shitty ass Paul Maul Blues...Hold on a sec though(breaks Filter off from cigarette)... Here you go man.
Mikey D:You son a of a bitch........You're a Fucking GENIOUS!!!!...hehe poor mans red

by Isaac1200 February 15, 2013