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man the poop deck

After cumming in an anal cavity, the male proceeds to motorboat the anus so that cum is all over the face.
Kevin Garnett just finished manning Rajon Rondo's poop deck. Hence, "man the poop deck"
by Kinkybastard5 May 29, 2010
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Blue man needs to poop

I made a card from someone historic and i called it blue man needs to poop its the best thing ever made to mankind
Person 1: I made a card of *insert historic person*
Person 2: blue man needs to poop
by Wilted lilly January 23, 2021
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poop manger

The act of filling a toilet bowl with a large amount of toilet paper and then proceeding to defecate onto it, thus causing the turd remain afloat. The feces surrounded by toilet paper symbolizes Baby Jesus wrapped in blankets in his manger. The poop manger is then left there for the unsuspecting victim to encounter.
"I sure showed those guys."

"What did you do?"

"I snuck into their bathroom and left them a poop manger, poor bastards never saw it coming. I'd hate to be the guy to clean that up."
by ThaddPole October 12, 2011
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poop mange

Mange caused by straining too hard to poop.
The pressure that built up while straining to poop pushed all of the hair out of my body. I've got poop mange!
by Sir Branford, Esquire January 14, 2014
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Sirak Poopyman

What comes out of an Armenian man's derriere whilst he has a severe case of explosive diarrhoea.
That Armenian guy who just came out of the toilet had a fat Sirak Poopyman, it's all over the bathroom!
by XxCornflakeTaylorxX March 7, 2022
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Manifest Poop Destiny

The act of pooping a turd so long and in such a way that it falls sideways, touching the porcelain on the left and right of the bowl with each end of the poop above the water level.
Joe looked into the toilet, and the sight took his breath away. He had finally done it: Manifest Poop Destiny! The turd stretched gloriously from "side to shining side" of the bowl.......a single tear rolled down his cheek.
by Flerpyderpypie August 1, 2016
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manny ploopy

i manny ploopyed and it was
by sdsadsadads February 25, 2021
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