Pootage

Footage of a person, or persons, defecating.

Man I just saw the pootage from last night, Duncan was on his stomach spraying diarrhea everywhere!

by Zonal K September 12, 2019

poopitage

The act of (either purposefully or accidentally) clogging the toilet, but removing any evidence of the clog. This leaves the clog for the next person that uses the toilet.

Dammit! All I did was piss in the toilet, but it won't flush! Somebody poopitaged me!!

by Jsheezymyneezy March 26, 2017

Poopage

Poopage is an event that takes place in an athletic or gaming situation. Poopage occurs when the skilled player/athlete "poops on" the opponent, usually in a manner that the "victim" didn't really have a chance. In Gaming it usually is something like a head shot or a juke move in a sports game. In Sports, poopage would describe a teabagging slam dunk or a nasty stiff arm or juke move.

1.) Me: Hey man watch this replay I do a sickass no-scope, after a pretty nice double kill.
(after we get to that part of the Halo 3 replay.)
Xbox Live Friend: HAHA omg that was insane poopage... you pooped all over that kid! (continued to watch rewind reangle the camera replay it until we were finally done laughing about it).

2.) Holy Crap did you see L.T. shake and bake that guy? That was total poopage! (continued to rewind on DVR and replay it in slowmo etc. etc.)

by Crimson X1I1 October 23, 2007

Poopage

Something that isn't good.

I was writing a song, but it turned into poopage.

by Linz August 14, 2004

poontage

Getting caught up in a shitty situation

Man I was deep in the poontage last night.

Me and Billy got out of some serious poontage lastnight

by Footzio July 17, 2018

Poopage

Originated in the US Military during the 1990s. Replaces the word shit in a positive role due to the military pushing to eliminate "unprofessional" vernacular amongst a "more professional fighting force".

Staff Sergeant Rangerdaddy says, "Smith you qual'ed expert on the pop-ups? Outstanding! You are the poopage!"

by SFC Smith February 3, 2017

Poopage

A poopage is an adjective. It means someone is a nickname, you can say this to an acquaintance or you VBFFL. Trust me you don't want to know what an MEANIE poopage is... -SGM

"Megan you are the BIGGEST poopage I have ever seen" or " Hi Rachel poopage.

by IAMUSELESSok(: October 16, 2019