Poonuts

1.The chunks of nuts in your turd.
2.A weak swear word.

1.eww... that dogs full of poonuts
2. Poonuts i failed the test

by Anonymous November 11, 2002

Poopbutt

A person who just can’t take it to the next level in life, a clown.

My dad would say “you know I didn’t raise no poopbutt’s”.

by Slammer.T. January 19, 2022

poopynuts

1. A condition caused from gay anal sex where fecal material runs down the back of the scrotum.

2. A condition caused by fecal material in your pants that is pressed into the scrotum.

1. After Dave pulled his cock out of Matt's ass, he noticed Matt had poopynuts.

2. Matt shit his pants while stalking people in his truck. He then said to himself,"Great, now I've got poopynuts!".

by Frank Enbeens May 28, 2007

poonut butter

Poonut butter is a delicious treat, similar in consistency to Gnutella. Here is the receipe for Poonut Butter:

1. Eat only bran muffins for a whole day
2. Eat only bran muffins for the next day
3. Eat only bran muffins for the next day
4. On the 4th day, begin harvesting your poop. It will be in small "poonuts" from all the bran. Put 1 pound of poonuts into the food processor along with a 1/2 cup of olive oil. Blend until smooth. Serve poonut butter on bread or baked in a pie.

Hey Jimmy, your mom makes the best poonut butter YEYYYYYYY!

by King Souser December 28, 2005

poopbuttcum

When somebody says something so foul, that you can only use this insult as a last resort.
This statement is even more damaging than poo poo head.

Example:

Jimmy boy: Your dog died, haha loser.
You: HOW DARE YOU!! You sir, are the biggest piece of poopbuttcum, I’ve ever met.

by BigManUncleBowen December 1, 2022

poopnugget

the small chunky bits of poo that linger on the hairs of the anus

man your breath smells like a poopnugget

by billy bob blow job October 1, 2003

poofnuts

a classy comeback against a straight guy who just did/said something gay...or was being a total wanker...or both

straight guy: yo emma didnt you know that horizontal stripes make u look fat?

emma: shut it pooofnuts!

by mandus January 28, 2004