russian poolette

the chances of farting or droping a brown trout into the ocean.

when your pants are on brown trouser alert and your not sure whether your going to carefully lay a mud child or fart, but you still take the chance.

by David Oliver March 17, 2004

Lost my poopetite

When you have to duece really hard, and you go to sit on the potty and discover there is already duece or peepee all over the seat.

Dude: Oh boy that number 3 just hit my lower intestine.

*Dude walks to the second stall and realises there is poo smeared all over the toilet with dried pee sploches*

Dude: Barnacles I just lost my poopetite

by Mr.Frog January 23, 2011

Russian Poolette

The act of eating Taco Bell. You never know if it will settle peacefully or cause raging diarrea.

Man I sure lost that game of Russian Poolette today. I think I need some Chipotle-Away.

by crazyone1981 July 22, 2010

russian poolette

it involves two or more people (but at least two) with one person shitting off a building, hill, tall balcony, treehouse or even a really tall ladder and having the other person shoot a arrow up their butthole and just before the arrow reaches the recipients butthole he or she moves and the arrow plunges into the shitters ass instead off the anus
WARNING: if the arrow enters the recipients anus call a ambulance immediately.
because you don't want a bunch of hooligans to give you the "clogged rolls Royce" which involves the removal of the arrow in a painful way.

Shaun: I was playing Russian poolette with sarah and it got stuck up my anus and then she gave me the clogged rolls Royce and the flossing string got stuck in my butt too!
Ahmed: ouch

by weedhead11111111111111111 May 7, 2018

poogetter

n. adj. poogetter

Def. A poogetter is anything that can be denoted as something negative. Also used as a negative connotation to describe a word or phrase.

1. Most commonly is used to replace "curse" word in situations were is might not be appropriate to use them.

2. A word that is used to replace any other noun to form a negative connotation.

3. It can also be used to help describe a subject for form a negative connotation.

Ex.1 Someone is at school and a teacher catches him/her cheating on a test. The first reaction might be to say "shit", "fuck", or "dammit." However, these types of reactions have a tendincy to make the situation worse in the an "academic setting." So instead him/her says, "poogetter."

Ex.2 "That guy is such an asshole!" Instead someone would say, "That poogetter is such an asshole."

Ex.3 "That girl was such a bitch" Instead someone would say, "That girl was such a poogetter."

by Joel Jacobson December 13, 2007

poonette

A pari-pubescent female. In recent years the age has declined from about 14 to about 11 due to earlier menarche. (see also pederasty)

Poonettes are the primary fans of Britney Spears. They wear training bras and are ogled by 12-year-old males as well as stultified 35+.

by diplod April 20, 2007

poopetta

1. Supercool
2. Popular: The equivalent of "rage" in the phrase all the rage

1. Dayum homie, I just took that girl out to dinner last night and she was poopetta! She's a keeper dawg...
2. Dang girl, those new boots you just got are all the poopeeta in la!

by Payalia July 26, 2006