Poopersede

1. The act of one's stink in a public bathroom being overridden by the next guy to take a dump.

2. To have another's dump cover the fact that you stunk up the restroom.

3. When someone comes into the restroom to take a shit just as you're wiping.

Broski: Dude, I had Chile con Carne last night and completely blew up the mens room next to the boss' office just now.

Dudemeister: I can never dump at work. I'm too worried everyone will know how foul my shits are.

Broski: Yeah I normally have the same problem but as I was finishing up, Jeff went into the stall next to me.

Dudemeister: That's lucky. Jeff's fat dump is going to totally poopersede your foulness.

Broski: Yeah, and I've been nailing his wife!

by Diablo42 April 16, 2013

poopenshaft

Anal cavity. Sounds like it originated from one of the Germanic language countries, but is now used widely especially in reference to anal sex.

She preferred to take it up the poopenshaft.

by Jizzle Nation September 22, 2005

poopness

The state or condition of being poop.

The poopness of poop is cool and stuff.

by Brave Sir Poop October 11, 2008

cheers poopers

where ya take two ass cracks and shit similtaniously!

ya wanna cheers poopers?

Course!

by Lasane February 28, 2010

The May Pooperson

When you have raunchy anal sex with monkeys and then have the 4 egg special in a rundown Dennys in South Central LA. You then go on to buy 19 cherry (NOT Apple) pies and rape them with a thorny dildo. Afterwards you stay up for over 3 weeks watching Avatar the Last Airbender whilst eating sumptuous ammounts of frozen peas.

"Dude I totally pulled the May Pooperson"

"...what the fuck is wrong with you"

by 5ma8mt November 1, 2011

Poopersnatcher

When a small man captures your shit while you turn around to admire your accomplishment.

Person 1: Where did my shit go?

Person 2(other stall): The poopersnatcher got me too.

by Dongflopper April 10, 2010

poopenstein

A safe word to scream in a mild German accent; especially around children, as to avoid dropping an F-bomb.

Father stubs his toe on table while carrying roast beef tray to supper in front of family; bites lip, wants to yell a plentitude of four letter words, but taps into his European ancestors and and utters "poopenstein"

by Russ Roon June 9, 2018