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“Hey man, I’ve really gotten into poontoons lately”
“That’s cool. The animation is good but I prefer the real thing”
“That’s cool. The animation is good but I prefer the real thing”
Poontoon by Eden the Magnificent October 21, 2017
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Poontoon
pontoon boat full of females and one solitary badass male captain named Nick.
30 foot luxury “poontoon” All babes, hot or not it’s the Ultimate ''poontoon''
30 foot luxury “poontoon” All babes, hot or not it’s the Ultimate ''poontoon''
Poontoon by Badassss6969 December 15, 2019
Poonytoons
A Slang term for pornography. Used mostly to describe lesbian porn where poon is most evident. May also be used to describe anime porn.
1. I just found my stash of poonytoons; tonight is going to be a good night.
2. Karen, do you realize that your son watches poonytoons like a mad man?
2. Karen, do you realize that your son watches poonytoons like a mad man?
Poonytoons by Sloane Mcfearless December 5, 2010
Rusty Pontoon
When a girl gives you a rim job, and then immediately after she starts making out with you. Later, you discover your own fecal matter on your upper lip, resembling a Hitler stache.
“Hey bro beans, you’re lookin an awful lot like Hitler right now. What’s that on your upper lip?” - concerned friend
*Rusty Pontoon victim frantically checks upper lip*
“Oh my god…. It tastes like poop” - Rusty Pontoon victim
“Didn’t you just come from your girls house? Did you give her a rim job or something?” - concerned friend
“No… she gave me a rim job. Why?” - Rusty Pontoon victim
“Please tell me that she didn’t start making out with you immediately after.” - concerned friend
“Yes she did.” - Rusty Pontoon victim
“Oh shit, you just got Pontooned, you got Rusty Pontooned.” - concerned friend who has seen this plenty of times
*Rusty Pontoon victim frantically checks upper lip*
“Oh my god…. It tastes like poop” - Rusty Pontoon victim
“Didn’t you just come from your girls house? Did you give her a rim job or something?” - concerned friend
“No… she gave me a rim job. Why?” - Rusty Pontoon victim
“Please tell me that she didn’t start making out with you immediately after.” - concerned friend
“Yes she did.” - Rusty Pontoon victim
“Oh shit, you just got Pontooned, you got Rusty Pontooned.” - concerned friend who has seen this plenty of times
Rusty Pontoon by Rodney McCumberpath May 19, 2023
Pontoon
Kiersten : Hey Chad wanna come to my place during lunch hour and motorboat my soft puffy breast's?
Chad: Sorry Jim want's me to go to join him at the park and Pontoon him!
Kiersten : Ok that's fuckin gross why would you want to do that?
Chad : Hey he's my boss and I have to do what he say's besides I usually kiss his ass all day long anyway what's the difference!
Kiersten: True you must do what he say's by the way are you gay?
Chad: NO!!! but I am bi curious!
Kiersten : Well at least you still like girls!
Chad : For sure!
Chad: Sorry Jim want's me to go to join him at the park and Pontoon him!
Kiersten : Ok that's fuckin gross why would you want to do that?
Chad : Hey he's my boss and I have to do what he say's besides I usually kiss his ass all day long anyway what's the difference!
Kiersten: True you must do what he say's by the way are you gay?
Chad: NO!!! but I am bi curious!
Kiersten : Well at least you still like girls!
Chad : For sure!