poontoon

some one how is annoying and or could have been annoying is a poontoon

miley cyrus is a poontoon

by jam10101 November 11, 2013

Poontoon

Colloquial term for Hentai

“Hey man, I’ve really gotten into poontoons lately”

“That’s cool. The animation is good but I prefer the real thing”

by Eden the Magnificent October 21, 2017

Poontoon

pontoon boat full of females and one solitary badass male captain named Nick.
30 foot luxury “poontoon” All babes, hot or not it’s the Ultimate ''poontoon''

Gotta find me some more bitches for the late night “poontoon” ride

by Badassss6969 December 15, 2019

poontronage

Political support or a appointment given in return for sex.

Question: How did that no-name get the appointment?

Answer: Poontronage.

by LaughingAloud July 3, 2020

Poonytoons

A Slang term for pornography. Used mostly to describe lesbian porn where poon is most evident. May also be used to describe anime porn.

1. I just found my stash of poonytoons; tonight is going to be a good night.

2. Karen, do you realize that your son watches poonytoons like a mad man?

by Sloane Mcfearless December 5, 2010

Pontoon Boat

A motorboat, but in between the butt cheeks instead of the boobs.

Did you see Jack Pontoon Boat that stripper last night? He got his face right up in those butt cheeks.

by MooseMan5 September 17, 2010

Rusty Pontoon

When a girl gives you a rim job, and then immediately after she starts making out with you. Later, you discover your own fecal matter on your upper lip, resembling a Hitler stache.

“Hey bro beans, you’re lookin an awful lot like Hitler right now. What’s that on your upper lip?” - concerned friend

*Rusty Pontoon victim frantically checks upper lip*

“Oh my god…. It tastes like poop” - Rusty Pontoon victim

“Didn’t you just come from your girls house? Did you give her a rim job or something?” - concerned friend

“No… she gave me a rim job. Why?” - Rusty Pontoon victim

“Please tell me that she didn’t start making out with you immediately after.” - concerned friend

“Yes she did.” - Rusty Pontoon victim

“Oh shit, you just got Pontooned, you got Rusty Pontooned.” - concerned friend who has seen this plenty of times

by Rodney McCumberpath May 19, 2023