pootista

A jerk or meanie-poo-head (MPH) in a friendly manner like between two good friends or boyfriend-girlfriend.

David: "Did you just eat my last double stuffed E. L. Fudge cookie?"

Dachene: /lying "Umm... no..."

David: "You pootista."

by ninjaFeet May 27, 2011

Pornistan

The term became a synonym for the nation of Pakistan in 2010 after news sites reported that Pakistan is finally no. 1 at something: Watching porn on the internet!

According to Google Trends, Pakistanis are particularly interested in child sex, rape sex, animal sex, horse sex, donkey sex and of course camel sex making them world leaders for those search terms in Google. To keep the competition fair for smaller countries (Pakistan has 173 million citizens), only searches per citizen were considered.

Despite Pakistan's long and active history of internet censorship, the government has no problems with rape, child and animal porn as long as it does not criticize slam.

No. 1 Nation in Sexy Web Searches? Call it Pornistan - Fox News

Makhdoom Syed Yousaf Raza: Hey, want to come to my party tomorrow evening? We'll be watching some child sex and camel sex movies.
Bill: You sick Pornostani bastard!

by Baumbart March 18, 2011

Poonitentiary

A women's prison.

Damn bruh, I'm busier than a tampon salesman in a poonitentiary.

by GatorPlanet May 21, 2021

Stinkus Poonitus

Very generic way to describe a woman's vaginal odor. Usually the scent vaguely associated with that of a dead fish.

I wasn't putting my mouth anywhere near that bitch she had a bad case of Stinkus Poonitus!

by RonCoyote July 28, 2011

Poopist

Poopist (Noun) - A Professional pooper, poop shaper and general poop inspector.

The other day i had to get a poopist to inspect my large corny, nutty feces, he said to eat less corn.

by rockdrummer5206 December 29, 2007

Phonist

Phonist def: An individual who may have feelings/thoughts of dislike against a mobile phone of a particular make/brand/year.

Damien - What's wrong with your phone?! It keeps disconnecting when I call you?
Paul - Ummm, not sure?
Damien - Your Nokia is crap! You need to get an iPhone!!!
Paul- You're a phonist Damien!

by DEZPMS December 10, 2009

Pooniti

A woman, or a woman's vagina. Typically used by Ribby The Party Frog himself.

Her pooniti was plowed more than the Corn Fields of Iowa.

by lawlwa March 19, 2022