Pooning

The act of seeking out fat girls to hook up with. It is derived from the word harpoon which was used to hunt whales.

You like big girls? Me too! Lets go pooning together!

by SamuelDexterity October 29, 2014

pooning

Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra.

Where's james, and what's that noise?

That's his hair drier - he's pooning.

by The Poon King March 11, 2008

Pooning

Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a
supplement for viagra.

Lora let's me do the pooning.

by Heyhohe January 25, 2022

peoples poonina

when you get the people as a whole to run train on someone's butthole.

ooo that nigga is gay, he asked for the peoples poonina.

by Rizzuto and man meat February 2, 2009

pooninshroom

verb.
1. A threesome where a girl gets licked while she sucks a dick.
2. A butt ejaculating.

I was in a threesome where a girl was poonishrooming.
I fucked her so hard up the butt she pooninshroomed.

by Brandon Read June 7, 2007

Potonion

(Put-un-ion) Stank-ass body oder. If a rotten potato sleeps with an onion...

When you work all day in the sun while wearing a turtle neck, then you take it off and your friends run....You smell like a potonion....or a Russian.

by thelittleton... October 4, 2008

Ponion

Ponion
Noun
A ponion is both a potato and an onion.

John: UGHHHH!! My face looks like a potato and an onion!
Harry: Ooh so you're a ponion?

by That Emo Kid June 28, 2016