poondiving

verb: diving in poon ( vagina).
usually used by stupid teenage males, to make themselves sound cool.
diving in poon means trying to score some vagina- have sex.

idiot number 1. "the poon on display is absolutely quality, if you were here you'd be poondiving left,right and centre..."
idiot number 2. "awesome dude, i'm poondiving here, ellie is amazing!"

by frustrated by teenage idiots. August 17, 2011

Poondemic

When coronavirus spreads via sexual transmission.

The president just declared travel restrictions due to this poondemic.

by hibbityjibbity March 12, 2020

The Great Poondemic

A world full of poons who push the pandemic button rather than communicate and deal with things logically and efficiently.

I didn't know so many poons existed in the world until the Great Poondemic.

by Teabagus Maximus January 2, 2021