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a la carte poontang

More or less friends with benefits. Getting sex without being in a relationship.
I don't like relationships, so I just get a la carte poontang from Mel whenever.
by iTeabaglolz October 22, 2010
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poolangy

Noun - Hot white girl, preferably from Southern California (Laguna Beach).
"Damn.. look at that hella dope poolangy"

- Trichael Man
by Roel Salonga September 11, 2006
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Pootang

Poontang - noun - of or pertaining to the female genitalia;
Example: Go get you some pootang boy.
by disturbed April 6, 2004
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poontangry

poontangry (poon tang ree) ADJECTIVE. Hostile female sexuality, with lots of biting, scratching, slapping and swearing.
Jimmy- What the fuck is the matter with Ava? I tried to get close to her and at first she kisses back and sighs like she's really into it. Then she starts swearing and smacking me and using her claws! It turned into a hatefuck. I have never seen anybody that poontangry.

Paul- Oh, yeah, she's like that. She can be very wrathful. That's normal for her. So I guess you told her to screw off, huh?

Jimmy- Hells no. Even a withered old poontangry hatefuck is better than no fuck at all.
by Maxhole June 22, 2009
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pootang clan

24 Girls, One Aim - Having It Supersized

They Live By These Few Simple Rules

1. If it’s offered, take it (sexual or otherwise)
2. Stick to the itinerary
3. Protect your buddy
4. Mix your drinks
5. In the wise words of Michael Jackson, “don’t stop till you get enough”
6. Freshen up your poonani
7. Skirts short, heels high
8. Share and share alike (no dibs)
9. If you’re gonna do it, do it: No semi porkings
10. Morals will only hold you back.
11. Free House = Free Pussy
12. NEVER oblige a get down
13. Always Get A Souvenir
14. in the words of DMX 'if you don't wanna party then yo ass gotta go'
15. And above all: No Glove, No Love

(see also 'Pootang Invasion')
'That Pootang Clan is just a big bunch of skets'
'No, they just have it the largest, I wanna roll with those hot chicas!'
by Con, Esme, Lizzie December 27, 2007
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Poontangerang

Poontangerang is poontang that you try to throw away, but it just keeps on coming back.
Rick: "Are you and Bethany still together?"
Steve: "You wouldn't think so. I haven't called her in like a week. I even slept with her sister, but that poontangerang keeps peepin' me up!"
by D.R. Strange May 9, 2007
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PoonTang Clan

A popular rap group led by frontman Ol' Dirty Beaver.
I just bought the new album by the PoonTang Clan! Ol' Dirty Beaver is an awesome rapper!
by redblade77 April 11, 2008
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