pooking

Pooping and puking simultaneously or in close succession.

I heard you got food poisoning. How long was it before you stopped pooking?

by pandaplay October 6, 2011

pooking

Uncontrollable urge to want on need someone.

I was pooking hard for the plane to arrive

by UseMyWords March 12, 2010

pooking

pooping and puking at the same time.

I was on the toilet and holding a trash can yesterday while I was pooking

by sgtgalactor October 11, 2017

pooking

Hard or erect nipples on a girl

Did you see Sarah in that white shirt? Totally pooking today.

by jawz101 August 12, 2021

pooking out

Pooking the act of being a little bitch and passing out far before your peers do. Also know as P.O syndrome.

Lucas anderson pooked out again! There he goes pooking out!

by pooking420 January 22, 2014

Ninja Pooping

The art of layering the surface of toilet water with toilet paper to minimize the sound of splashing.

That's the last time I have Taco Bell for lunch at work. Now I'm going to have to do some ninja pooping.

by Extra Mayo January 27, 2013

Pooping Tom

The act of sneaking into someone else's room, dropping a payload in their toilet, not flushing, and then leaving a note signed 'Pooping Tom' on the toilet seat. Usually occurs in college residence halls.

"Dude, someone left a big, steaming pile of feces in my toilet with a note that said 'Courtesy of the Pooping Tom'!"

by Rack Jeacher June 11, 2013