poogasm

The overwhelmingly sensational feeling achieved after hanging a very large, dirty but succesful shit.
The arse's equivalent of a orgasm.

"Ahhh (In Relief), don't ya love poogasms.

by Diego July 4, 2003

PooPussy

When a gurl has poop particles in her vagina, often only discovered after you pull out your dick and see the poop on it. usually results in an immediate limp dick.

This often is caused by women who wipe backwards, from back to front, dragging the poop from their ass into their vagina, hence PooPussy.

Dabbs: How was that fuck last night?

Big Daddy: Fuck man it was good at first till i pulled my dick out to switch positions and saw that my dick was covered in brown spots.

Dabbs: EWWWWW dog, home gurl got that poopussy

by bosshoss23 November 27, 2011

Poonus Maximus

The status or name given to a person who poons the most bitches out of everyone

David just had sex with 7 bitches, he is now known as Poonus Maximus

by Nanizzle July 1, 2008

poorusing

The act of finding information, answering correspondence and or playing games whilst sitting on the toilet.

Q:What have you been doing in the toilet for so long?

A:Poorusing

by SmoggyVandle July 29, 2017

poggusexual

a dumb way to mock the lgbtq community and apparently sexually attracted to minecraft skins

omg i just masterbate thinking about minecraft skins and im so poggusexual /s

by gays.r.us May 3, 2021

Poopusher

One who pushes poo, by using his penis inside an anal passage. Also know as a poofter.

I think Paul is a poopusher. I saw him looking at poopusher.com today

by fuglyman November 3, 2008

pootus

Slang- Career winery worker of questionable intelligence and personal hygiene, generally of Portuguese descent.

That Pootus is going to be bottling wine until the day he dies.

by I_like_pie April 24, 2006