poophole loophole

The logic that allows girls who are saving their virginity for marriage to instead have premarital anal intercourse.
Typically the boyfriends of such girls will convince them that, if they take it in the ass and don't pop the cherry, they're still pure and virginal.

Guy 1: "I'm bummed because this hot chick I dated is saving herself for marriage."
Guy 2: "Just explain the poophole loophole to her and you'll score for sure."

Chick: "Thank goodness for the poophole loophole. Now I can honestly tell God and my parents that I am a virgin."

by creaternity April 6, 2006

Pooholer

This is when you have to go take a poo and the little turd tricks you into thinking that its gonna come out by poking out a little and then running back in.

Sarah: Hey Diana, are you pooping?
Diana: No, I think I just had a pooholer.
Sarah: Whats a pooholer?
Diana: Look it up bro.

by Chocolate Vanilla wet dream April 24, 2011

Spooky poohole

A spooky poohole is what you have when you have your ass filled with cum on Halloween and you keep it in there until all the cum has died

Girl: Ah man, I woke up with a spooky poohole on Nov 1st 2019
Guy: Me too dude, we shouldn't drink at that bar again.

by Bythepowerofathousandbetas! October 12, 2019

poophole sniffer

something that enjoys sniffing poopholes

My cat Emily is a poophole sniffer.

by Laura April 27, 2004

poohole pirate

Someone who likes to give it up the arse. A homosexual.

A: Tom Hanks is so damn hot!
B: Shut up you poohole pirate

by Semti August 7, 2006

poohole paratrooper

someone who takes it up the bumhole

charlie is a top poohole paratrooper.

by james gell February 16, 2007

Poophole

Similar to a loophole in a signed agreement, except the legal binding fixates on the defense, who is the recipient of the injunction that requires the alleged offender to bottom for the prosecution. If the motion is carried, the defense is legally obligated to provide analingus to the prosecution with the alternative being legal and financial penalization. Similar to a plea deal or a settlement, a poophole is designed with the intention of reducing the legal and/or financial burden imposed on the defense in the event of a victory for the prosecution. The poophole itself is a mysterious and mostly unknown legal strategy that can be employed against the defense if they're cute and promiscuous enough.

Joseph: So, how did your court case go down?
Uriel: Ah, it went better than I expected. I thought they'd try to incarcerate me but instead, I got let off with a Poophole clause.
Joseph: That's wassup

by Bigfinger4000 November 14, 2020