Poofy

a man that comes outta ur closet that was once ur dads friend who was a drugdealer

Bre closed her closet door because she was afraid Poofy would come out.

by Tawni November 12, 2004

poofy

Drunk, bald-headed, chubby cholo that lays around the house all day waiting for something to happen. Also goes by Phil or Puppet.

"Shut up, Poofy, you fat fuck"

by Brown Pride January 2, 2005

Poofy

1.) A little thingy made of foam on headphones.
2.) The feeling of a boobie.

Dammit, my I lost my poofies...

by Trunks Oliver Wood September 23, 2003

Poofy

The equivilant to a child saying "Poopy!" A censored profanity, if you will. Though it is not a synonym for any words, it can be used as an exclamation or adjective - usually meaning something bad or insulting.

"You are a poofy!" exclaimed Kim to Alex after Alex said something annoying.

"Poofy! What will we do now Matt?" asked Shannon when she couldn't find their school project.

by Samana Cay October 15, 2007

Poofy

An informal word to describe something very messy.

"Her hair looks so poofy"
"I love that poofy cushion"

by LexiBanana September 5, 2020

Poofy McNipples

A name that may be given to someone (usually male) who has incredibly pointy nipples and has many tendencies that suggest homosexuality such as reading Grazia magazine or straightening their hair.

"Man have you seen that guy? He's a right Poofy McNipples"

by Ruairidh May 27, 2008

Poofy NoNo Suprise

A hot asian woman with a huge distasteful bush.

a poofy nono suprise - not somthing you get in a cracker jack box....

poofy nono suprise - the real reason chinese restaraunts get shutdown

poofy nono suprise - why godzilla is so angry

by TERDNUGENT December 17, 2011