Poofie

The act of taking selfies whilst pooping and sending them to your unsuspecting friends.

I'm getting real tired of all these poofie's that Geoffrey has been snapchatting me today

by Fergo's got a gun April 11, 2014

Poofie

The kind of poop that you get when you are constipated and it floats . Also rabbit poop . Looks like Cocoa Pebbles or Sugar Puffs.

Noah left some poofies in the toilet again.

by Ujal April 4, 2005

poofy

1 with homosexual tendencies widely used in central scotland

billy:what you up to poofy
jackson:not bad been up all night getting my ass pounded

by sean1984 October 13, 2007

poofy

a squishy, jiggly thing that looks and jiggles like a bootyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

boy: "oo look a poofy"

by spacepoop September 11, 2020

poofy

the description of wild hair that needs a leash.

Girl, your hair is so poofy that your mom got caught in it a week ago and shes still trying to get out.

by heather <3.* February 10, 2005

Poofie

A type of fart. Usually a step below a really smelly fart. Kind of like a baby's fart. A light tolerable fart but still has a stinky smell.

(Him)"I just farted"

(Her)"you better roll the window down"
(Him)"nah, it's just a poofie"

by Smartfucks November 27, 2016

poofy

A girl that sits in front of you at work, and the hair is sticking up in the back

Ewelina your hair is poofy

by pb the ruler January 22, 2009