poofinger sushi

Although it's origins are a mystery, poofinger sushi master Robococck is the only known producer of this fine dining delicacy. This culinary treat can only be produced by taking a dump, not washing your hands, and then proceeding to create a masterfully crafted sushi dish.

Restaurant survey question: What did you have and did you enjoy your meal?
Restaurant survey answer: I had the poofinger sushi platter it was amazing.

by shadoinkin June 20, 2018

Ninja poofing

To ninja poof would be to smoke (marijuana, tobacco, etc.) while hidden, usually very near people. Bushes work well.

I see you ninja poofing behind that dumpster

by Cordmeister July 8, 2010

Pookins

The name for every white person's little dog.

"Hey what's your dogs name"

"Oh it's Pookins"

by Pooky Pooks April 1, 2017

poopkins

A term of endearment used between gay men.

You look simply fabulous in that bomber jacket, poopkins!

by star February 4, 2003

poonking

To masturbate whilst taking a shit.

Im poonking the shit out of this toilet.

by nolanj April 13, 2008

Pookins

A gay nickname used to mess with your friend or as a term of endearment if you’re gay

Alejandro Spedbean: hey Tuani Wuani POOKINS!

Tuani Wuani: stop calling me pookins faggot

by Tuantingtong July 29, 2018

poofing

The act of disappearing or becomeing invisible.

Chick 1: Wow i cant see him anymore
Chick 2: Dont worry about him, his poofing

by Poofing:) September 12, 2009