Poofie 

A selfie taken while on the toilet.

Main rule is you must make it known you're on the toilet having a poo

Here is my morning Poofie!!

Poofie by TonyPony October 8, 2014

Poofie 

What comes out of Gomez's ass.

Holy shit i think Chris just poofied!

Poofie by Matt G November 16, 2003

Poofie 

Any selfie taken whilst mounted upon the porcelain throne.

Adam's poofie game is so strong, I can almost smell it.

Poofie by DiamondDan June 27, 2016

Poofie 

A word you create because your loosing scrabble

Person One: Got any words or is it a pass?
Person Two: uhh... poofie!
Person One: what?
Person Two: yeah look it up
Person One: ok...?
Person Two: *looks up definition and finds this*
Person Two: fine. I’ll let it slide

Poofie by Doja Cow December 25, 2020

poofie flower 

The fluffy, white flower you're supposed to make a wish on and blow it away.

I saw the biggest poofie flower and made a wish.

poofie flower by Thid April 27, 2017

Pookie and Ray Ray 

A generalized, broad term that describes societal nonconformists, usually ex-convicts, jobless, unfaithful, "ghetto" dregs, incapable of social graces, commitment or gainful employment: the absentee father/"baby daddy" of unwed mothers, the inmate population, the drug dealers and hustlers on the streets are examples of Pookies and Ray Rays

"Yes, she's an educated woman but she's also an unwed mother; she got knocked up, running with Pookie and Ray Ray in her younger days.

Pookie and Ray Ray by DarqMage May 1, 2021

pooftie 

Fictional characters that are cute and soft. "Poofti" is referred as the respective fictional world they live in.

"this character is so cute, it's such a pooftie!"
"I wish I could live in this poofti world, so I could be cute and pooftie too."

pooftie by butterfly on your shoulder February 9, 2020