Poopnoodle

A poopnoodle is what happens when you pee right after fucking someone hard in the ass. Poop gets stuck up in the dick hole and comes out in the form of a noodle when you piss.

I spent last night pluggin' my lover's bottom like the BP oil well and when I went to the bathroom afterwards, I ended up squirting out a poopnoodle when I took a piss.

by smrtcarJ September 2, 2010

poopnoodle

A person who believes ridiculous sexual myths; some-one who attends middle-school.

I had to listen to the poopnoodle explain why asians have horizontal vaginas.

by Drosophila September 2, 2010

potnoodle fringe

A fringe that looks like you have a pot noodle on your head

Anyone who is not a scouser could have one of these e.g. A wool or a manc and so on. A u potnoodle fringe fuck off

by Mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsa December 17, 2013

potnoodle

Something that is simple or easy to solve, like a 4-piece jigsaw puzzle.

"Who could have committed this horrible crime?"
"Potnoodle, my dear Watson. It was the butler!"

by P. J. April 12, 2008

poodoodle

When you try to poo so hard it comes out your doodle instead.

Harry's got a brown patch on his shorts

Eww he poodoodled.

by Poofan May 1, 2007

Poonoodling

The act of clearing a clogged toliet using nothing but your bare hand. Originates from the fishing term "noodling", where the barehand is stuck into mudholes underwater until a fish bites and is pulled out.

Justin said he clogged the toliet, but there's no plunger in there. He must have gone "poonoodling" to clear it out.

by GDub-82 March 11, 2018

Potnoodle_vr

He’s a noodle who is very good at getting girls

“Wow it’s potnoodle_vr let’s go get griddy”

by Potnoodle_VR April 15, 2022