poo pirate

smashing a girl missionary style while repeatedly punching her in eye until an eye patch is needed. turn her over to doggy style while still smashing away then get a marker pen and draw a x over her asshole then unleash your load inside of it to bury your treasure.

i was fucking trashed while watching pirates of the caribbean with this chick and she was full ready for a poo pirate.

by Johnny two deep October 24, 2011

killer poo pirate

a living being with a very sharp penis who engages in anal intercourse with women and often causes fatal tearing of the mucas membrane.

that horse was a total killer poo pirate

by Andrew Mac-daddy May 6, 2009

poo poo pirate

The conquest across the seven seas in the search for of hidden treasure (poo). Often having to enter many dark caves in the process.

Rachiepoos is a poo poo pirate. She LOVES it!!

by Gordanus January 15, 2009

Poo Pipe Pirate

Also known as the Jolly Rogerer,pirate of men’s pants.

Watch out there maybe Poo Pipe Pirates int the shower room.

by K-Slash October 6, 2003

poo patch pirate

a gay person that work on a boat

poo patch pirate is a man doing his mate up the ass

by how;'s your daddy March 13, 2010

pirate ship poo

Kind of stool that you go "arrghhh" when pushing out but when you look in the toilet they are gone, disappeared, vanished in troubled waters...

- Who just destroyed the toilet?
- I did, soz.
- Dude, must've been terrible looking. You should've taken a photo of it and sent it to Guiness records.
- I didn't get a chance, was a pirate ship poo...

by gerryseeds August 7, 2018

Poopigatethatasshole

When it is a complete necessary time to empty your bowels in self defense

I was in the gym locker room when a guy whips me with his towel, So I poopigatethatasshole all over him

by Jommy Evans October 26, 2020