Posuke Pentanis

Posuke Pentanis means how did you die in greek.
Most commonly used when someone is in a super easy match in a videogame and yet die.

Pronounciation: Posuke like josuke but with a P Pentanis like Pen-tan-is (not like the word is but like the letter are shown)

Person 1: *dies in videogame
person 2: bro, posuke pentanis

by Jimmy neutron_64290 October 20, 2020

Pampered Potanist

A Pampered Potanist is one who emphasizes the use of cannabis based oils as an additive in health, wellness and beauty for healing and as an organic chemical free ingredient in cosmetics, spa and esthetics.

"Go and get a massage from a Pampered Potanist...the cannabis oils will relax , and soothe your aches and pains."

"That organic make up brand was created by a Pampered Potanist...she uses dye and chemical free ingredients and cannabis oils"

by The Pampered Potanist June 19, 2017

pentaism

The irrational and intense recurring paranoia that any given individual you interact with is a specific foe/nemesis of yours, or anything negative which transpires in your life is due directly because of this individual.

Jay has a serious case of pentaism, man. He almost got into a car crash the other day and he swears up and down that it's my fault even though I live two thousand miles away. Then I heard someone was talking to him on the phone and he thought it was me cracking jokes about him.

by Owen'd October 30, 2008

pwnanism

After pwning someone epically, you then indulge in the act of onanism (i.e. masturbation).

"After that epic burn, I totally jacked it to completion. Sweet pwnanism!"

by Larry The Unstable Guy June 24, 2021

Poganism

A poganism is a platitude uttered in total sincerity from a place of social ineptitude whereby said utterance is widely construed as humorous due to its inherent ridiculousness.

Saying "Can't we all just get along?" At one of the beheadings during the french revolution is a poganism.

by TeeArEn April 30, 2021

Potanist

A high school or university student, usually male, whose sudden interest in botany is motivated by his desire to grow marijuana plants for personal consumption.

Jim has always been a lazy pothead, but due to the prospect of a cheap source of weed, he has suddenly decided to become a potanist. Now he won't stop talking about strains and pollination and plant care.

by Jerusalicious March 15, 2018

Pentonism

The official religion of John Penton, and of the Marymount school of Santa Barbara. It was created when the Penton shrine was discovered in the English library. Since then the religion has spread, gaining 30+ followers! It is believed that Papi Penton sent the savior, Pancake down to earth to save us from our own demise. The religion is still being researched, and more is being discovered everyday!

Pentonism
I recently started following Pentonism, and I’ve never felt better!

Pentonism is the best religion. You should definitely go follow it!!

by not.julian May 23, 2019