Pongon

Short for Polygon Donut

A short word for the godly youtuber Polygon Donut and creator of the Polynomers country, is also scrongly

Guy: Ayo Pongon just said deez nuts in the polynomers country.

by MonochromeChip May 24, 2022

ponehole

To take and cut off someone’s (ugly) pony tail and stick it up their bum.

His ponytail was so gross, I cut it off and poneholed him with it.

by GenXer June 16, 2022

pongo matress

a slutty house wife or young girl or sister or your mother that sleeps with a lot of pongos (army guys)
origin: petawawa/pembroke

"hey john whats it like to be married to a pongo matress"
"rob likes pongo matress"

by shawpainpleasure September 24, 2005

Pinego

A pineapple, just a better word for it, because a pineapple is really just a pinecone-shaped mango.

"That pinego is delicious, yo."
"What did you throw at Z? A pinego."

by Reffie April 11, 2013

Pongos

Nickname for a boy (17-30ish )in the British Army.
Gets in fights with Matlows and/or Crabs
Likes to drink a lot and pull (snog, shag)any Shaz, Tracy or Janner they find.
A female pongo will pull any Matlows, Crabs or Pongos she can find.
Orgin "Where ever the army goes the pong goes."

"Mate did ya pull last night?"
"Yeah, 3 pongos, 2 crabs and like 5 matlows

by Eva January 7, 2004

pongoat

A rare species of goat with a high-powered sniper inserted into its its right hoof.

I sniped the Pongoats head right off , and searched for it.

by Pongoat October 10, 2015

Pongo mattress

Normally a girl who will sleep with any army guy or pongo. Often gross and could take a bedpost inside her.

Guy 1: Hey have you been with Kandy?
Guy 2: Ewww! No way she been with every pongo on base, it would be like doing a bucket of water.
Guy 1:Ohh so she's a totally Pongo mattress.

by Jake Parkbench March 27, 2011