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Polyester Pig Pile

Collective Noun
1. a: When a group of police officers pile onto and fight with a "resistive offender" on the ground.

b: At the end of a police pursuit, when the police chase a "resistive offender" down on foot and tackle him/her to effect the arrest.

c: Usually done to gain control of and arrest a "restive offender".

Not to be confused police brutality, excessive force, unlawful force, police misconduct, anything else bad, wrong, or negative.

Synonyms

hockey love, street justice, attitude adjustment, put the boots to
Did you see the "Polyester Pig Pile" on tv after the high speed pursuit yesterday.

The bad guy sure got his from the "Polyester Pig Pile".
by claycopopo March 8, 2013
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polyester

(1) suggesting an innocent yet very outdated sense of reality, more in keeping with the times when polyester was popular, such as the 1970's; (2)referring to a simpler time in general, when good taste was not so expensive and thrift store fashion actually WAS hip.
"Is that Indy film available at my local Blockbuster? Wait, am I being too polyester?"
by Plains Mermaid January 3, 2009
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polyaesthetic

not being able to choose an aesthetic; enjoying more than one aesthetic
person 1: Blimey, Tulah and Ava are polyaesthetic!!!
person 2: Speak English mate.
person 3: Mate, that means they like more than one aesthetic. Get your facts straight.
person 4: My dearest apologies mate, that is very swaggy.
by swaggyslang March 2, 2021
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Esthie Polyestie

Some may know her as Esther, however once their true identity is revealed- they are a definite Esthie Polyestie.

What makes someone an Esthie Polyestie?

Well, firstly they have to be made of Polyester. Whether that be saturated or unsaturated, a T-shirt or even a raincoat.

Esthie Polyesties also go by the name Esther Polyesters or E.P for short.
Yeah she’s an Esthie polyestie, don’t worry about it.
by DisappointmentMachine July 22, 2019
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polyester

A totally awesome piece of fabric that is used in many items of clothing, usually formed with some sort of thing and some other sort of thing...like plastic and stuff.
Um....clothes. Like, "There's polyester in my jeans...40% cotton, the rest is olyester."
by evil rose 44 March 15, 2008
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Polyester Shirt

Polyester shirts are thin and tight, and can outline the strongest abs to the roundest belly. Polyester shirts are cheap, and can be cut with kindergarten paper scissors. These shirts are worn by people confident enough to show their bodies in public.
Passerby 1: Look at that fat kid sitting at that lunch table. He’s wearing a polyester shirt!
Passerby 2: What an idiot. You can see his belly button and his love handles.
Fat Kid: *thinks to himself* Wow, I was right. So many people are looking at me! I love it!
by JoeDoe* February 17, 2019
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Polyester

Ground up horse scat that is cleaned and bleached. The end product is small beads, which are used to make small pillows or bean bags
The pillow was made of polyester
by Smashmouth421 October 17, 2017
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