Polyester

A material that Superman is allergic to and makes him blow up in hives, as said in Family Guy, he is also allergic to Lambskin and Polyurethane

Mike: I have a Polyester bed sheet!

Superman: Fuck you! I am allergic to Polyester! You are a fat nigger!

Polyester by Slimmy Pimmy February 14, 2025

Polyester

A newer, and still very limited word reiterated by Gen Alpha, used in cahoots with low-quality edits. Therefore, such content is referred to as 'polyester edits', emphasizing the amount of effort put in, labeling it as cheap content. As such, it is used as a derogatory term.

In current time, it is usually connected to one Spiderman edit that is SEVERELY low quality and cheap, and as such, was labeled as a 'polyester edit'.

It originated from Instagram Reels comments.

"*Spiderman edit*"
"That's such a polyester edit."

Polyester by epochxzyy September 3, 2026

polyester nightmare 

A polyester nightmare is overwhelming, shape and color combinations often seen in disco and Hawaiian clothing especially of the seventies.

The Hawaiian disco band was a polyester nightmare!

polyester nightmare by I, Wreckerrr November 5, 2020

polyester fester 

The smell that results from wearing polyester all day, especially common after wearing panty-hose at work for an eight hour shift.

Jenni lost the bet and had to wear rubber pants all day, boy, I bet she had a bad case of the polyester fester!

polyester fester by StephD134 September 26, 2007

polyester girl 

1. A girl who has had too much plastic surgery.

2. A song by the Regurgitators.

girl 1: "Did you hear that Alice got a boob job and a nose job."

girl 2: "God she must be a polyester girl."

polyester girl by murphy809 December 16, 2007

polyester patriot 

A person who paints themself as a patriot while behaving in an opposite manner. Usually someone who can find a way to profit off of the false projection.

There is no greater Polyester Patriot than Tomi Lahren. She I
Has to present that fake persona since her only other job qualification was stripping.

polyester patriot by MartyMcFlab February 16, 2018

polyester coon 

a black man or woman who dresses in the style of a pimp or wears polyester even though it is way out of style.

here comes Leroy with his new polyester dress shirt . he is a real polyester coon!

shawtakiki wore her polyester pant suit to the club ... what a polyester coon!

polyester coon by James Crow July 5, 2008