dry your polypros

to masturbate, particularly in a fashion that you believe to be subtle, but which is in fact blatantly obvious

Originates from an incident on a New Zealand tramping (hiking) trip: One member of the party, upon being observed to be moving his hands vigorously inside his sleeping bag, was accused of masturbating, and responded that he was just "drying my polypros." NB: Polypros are thermal underwear used in the outdoors.

"Bloody name dried his polypros in his pit this morning."
"Name, can't you dry your polypros somewhere else? I'm right next to you in the tent, mate, and I can see what you're doing."

by A. N. Outcer December 12, 2015

polymoron

A multi-dimensional moron. A moron capable of several simultaneous vectors of stupidity. One whose moronic episodes become legend.

Tony thinks like a polymoron, he can look at something from several arcane ways at the same time.

by inkster2000 August 12, 2011

polydora

Polydora is a Greek female name which means gifted

Those who have this name have an unreal imagination and can imagine things that do not exist and are generally very charismatic people.

My name is Polydora too and i am very proud

by Pol_:) November 23, 2021

Alex Polidoro

The definition of cringe. A wannabe pot head with suicidal tendencies and a terrible taste in music. Probably likes golfing but is terrible at it. Always living up to the "ex" in Alex.

Oh look Alex Polidoro is trying to include himself on our inside jokes again.

by Accurate Illustrator December 25, 2021