pesco-pollo-tarian

Someone who does not eat mammals.

A: Would you like ham and lamb on your pizza?
B: No thanks, but chicken and fish will be fine.
A: Why, are you some sort of bird eating, fish eating vegetarian or something?
B: Pesco-pollo-tarian, baby!

by Sadeanz November 26, 2013

poly trolley

A name for an cheap, old van usually about 20 years old, with around 7-8 seats. Gets its name from being the most common vehicle of choice for Polynesian families with at least 5 kids.

Person 1: "Have you seen Sam's new car?

Person 2: "Yeah, he got a poly trolley"

by Skinnypenis24 March 20, 2022

poly-tick

Noun: synthetic blood sucker; once upon a time they were statesmen.
Adjective: activity of a synthetic blood sucker

Noun: Originally they were called statesman; today they are mistakenly called politicians; they have synthetically morphed into what one would rightly call a poly-tick.

Adjective: Governmental employees who synthetically take on the appearance of swine, engaging in poly-ticks so they can successfully suck the life out of everyday Americans by gorging themselves at the HOG trough.

by Roy Nielsen December 27, 2007

Roley Poley Throat Punch

When a flacid cock is rolled into a ball, and is put into a girls mouth causing arousal the cock shoots out into the back of the Throat. WARNING: may cause strep throat

“I gave my girl a Roley Poley Throat Punch last night, and she still hasn’t woken up. You could say that punch was a knock out.”

by roleypoleythroatpunch October 13, 2018

Poll Tax

Used to describe a an act oral sex performed on a man of Thatcherist Economic Belief before full intercourse

Maggie: I want you in me bigboy, now!
Luke: Calm down dear, first you must pay some poll tax.

by TomisGod November 25, 2007

Poll Turtle

An oddity, a rarity, something that should not happen, unexplained and unfortunate events, but essentially just a turtle sitting on a poll. Similar to Barack Obama.

One day a farmer was walking his fence. He came upon a poll turtle sitting atop one of one the fence polls. The farmer was puzzled. How did this turtle get atop of this fence? So the farmer walked up to the turtle and said "what are you doing here and who the fuck put you here?"

by RattleMeSnake March 24, 2009

Office Polli-Tricks

The social structure of an occupation that consists of chicknheads, bratz, tricks and slappers.

When you work at a job that has many clique's and lazy broads, where rumors run as rampant as office transmitted STD's.

Places of "Office Polli-Tricks: McDonalds, Burger King, general fast food, urban offices, and inner-city high school.

"Of course I have no one to back me up with this paper work, chalk it up for Office Polli-Tricks."

by WXW March 21, 2007