1. Someone who sucks.
2. A professioanl liar.
3. A retard who gets votes.
4. A professioanl punchbag for conspiracy theories.
5. Someone who follows politicianaryism.
2. A professioanl liar.
3. A retard who gets votes.
4. A professioanl punchbag for conspiracy theories.
5. Someone who follows politicianaryism.
by Inanimate December 13, 2007
by Zora12322 November 03, 2010
by teh skipper May 30, 2009
A lying, unprincipled, selfless person whose dirth of self-respect compels him to desperately sell himself to any buyer. He derives all his self-respect second-hand from others, but he can never fill the bottomless pit where his ego belongs. He lacks serious convictions and has no heroes; he lacks the confidence and courage to hold and form his own opinions. He is not a man, but a mouthpiece of the fools whose approval he cherishes.
Example 1:
Bill Clinton: "I want a national healthcare system!"
*Applause*
After mid terms, in State of the Union address-
Bill Clinton: "The era of big government is over!"
Observer: "Damn, that Clinton fool is such a politician. Does he believe in anything, or does he just say what people want to hear?"
Example 2:
George Bush: "I will never support anything resembling a national healthcare system."
Two years later, signing Prescription Drug Act
George Bush: "Now, a single payer, the government, will buy your medications!"
Observer: "Damn, just two years ago he said he didn't want government involved in healthcare. Did he really believe that, or was he just being a politician and saying that because that's what people wanted to hear at the time?"
Bill Clinton: "I want a national healthcare system!"
*Applause*
After mid terms, in State of the Union address-
Bill Clinton: "The era of big government is over!"
Observer: "Damn, that Clinton fool is such a politician. Does he believe in anything, or does he just say what people want to hear?"
Example 2:
George Bush: "I will never support anything resembling a national healthcare system."
Two years later, signing Prescription Drug Act
George Bush: "Now, a single payer, the government, will buy your medications!"
Observer: "Damn, just two years ago he said he didn't want government involved in healthcare. Did he really believe that, or was he just being a politician and saying that because that's what people wanted to hear at the time?"
by turibe January 30, 2011
Person A: I swear, my history teacher gave the most boring lecture about the Renaissance I've ever heard. You want to know the really sad thing? I was listening to the entire thing, and I STILL have no idea what he was saying.
Person B: Maybe he should've been a politician.
Person A: Perhaps.
Person B: Maybe he should've been a politician.
Person A: Perhaps.
by Ryan Clark Jr. June 10, 2018
Also known as a professional liar, a politician is a person who makes their career off of constantly lying, cheating, blackmailing and intimidating their way to the top. A politician is a master at convincing others to fall for whatever lies they might tell them, even if they're insanely obvious just by looking at them.
Politicians are also comparable to a mafia crime boss, as many of the higher up politicians have the police in their back pocket, and they're not afraid to sic their associates on someone they don't like when they have something to say that could threaten their spot.
Politicians throughout history have also committed acts that would have seen normal people get thrown in prison, such as ordering assassinations (Lyndon Johnson), rigging elections (Donald Trump), sexually assaulting women (Brett Kavanaugh), and stealing (Richard Nixon).
If you ever see a politician on TV doing a speech, giving an interview, running a campaign ad, or anything else, it's in your best interest that you don't trust any of them
Politicians are also comparable to a mafia crime boss, as many of the higher up politicians have the police in their back pocket, and they're not afraid to sic their associates on someone they don't like when they have something to say that could threaten their spot.
Politicians throughout history have also committed acts that would have seen normal people get thrown in prison, such as ordering assassinations (Lyndon Johnson), rigging elections (Donald Trump), sexually assaulting women (Brett Kavanaugh), and stealing (Richard Nixon).
If you ever see a politician on TV doing a speech, giving an interview, running a campaign ad, or anything else, it's in your best interest that you don't trust any of them
by Metallicajunkie October 05, 2018
by Doesgodknowallaboutme May 30, 2019