noun.
1. A member of the law enforcement community that is overweight, lacks fitness, and eats doughnuts. 2. A man who is preoccupied with himself and often vain about his appearance; a dandy or Mazzeo. 3. A lazy or shiftless person, especially one who seeks to live excessively by the support of Emerson taxpayers. 4. An incompetent, insignificant, or obnoxious person. 5. A person lacking in activity; not busy: a slacker, lacking in diligence or due care or concern. 6. To exploit, swindle, or cheat the taxpayer, using a false advertising campaign, to rip off consumers.
Synonyms: Blue Asshole, Fuzz, Scumbag, Stupid Sandwich Makers, Flatfoot, Cop, Prick, Slacker, Loser, Bum, a small oily fish
Middle English slak, from Old Norse slakki.
Source: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition
1. A member of the law enforcement community that is overweight, lacks fitness, and eats doughnuts. 2. A man who is preoccupied with himself and often vain about his appearance; a dandy or Mazzeo. 3. A lazy or shiftless person, especially one who seeks to live excessively by the support of Emerson taxpayers. 4. An incompetent, insignificant, or obnoxious person. 5. A person lacking in activity; not busy: a slacker, lacking in diligence or due care or concern. 6. To exploit, swindle, or cheat the taxpayer, using a false advertising campaign, to rip off consumers.
Synonyms: Blue Asshole, Fuzz, Scumbag, Stupid Sandwich Makers, Flatfoot, Cop, Prick, Slacker, Loser, Bum, a small oily fish
Middle English slak, from Old Norse slakki.
Source: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition
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Person 2 replies: "It must have been an Emerson Policeman!"
Person 2 replies: "It must have been an Emerson Policeman!"
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A term used in frustration when someone claims to have done something for you and you find out that they have not!
Bertie Big Bollox - hey Ron, did you ask Brad about the tourney we discussed last week?
Ron - yeah, I did, no problem -
Bertie Big Bollox - Brad, did Ron talk to you about tourney we discussed last week?
Brad - no mate, he said fuck all about it to me!
Bertie Big Bollox - Next time you see Ron, you tell him he can use my prick as a policeman's whistle!!!!
Ron - yeah, I did, no problem -
Bertie Big Bollox - Brad, did Ron talk to you about tourney we discussed last week?
Brad - no mate, he said fuck all about it to me!
Bertie Big Bollox - Next time you see Ron, you tell him he can use my prick as a policeman's whistle!!!!
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To pay off a cop. a bribe, A "Shakedown",
.a solicatation for a payoff by an official, agent, officer, pretend or real. c.t.
To pay off a cop. a bribe, A "Shakedown",
.a solicatation for a payoff by an official, agent, officer, pretend or real. c.t.
ex: "Theres a $500.OO fine for That!",
"Or, you could buy a coupl'a -tickets to Policeman's Ball" , "50 bucks each, 2-3 should do"
( No, there was no 'Real' Ball/Dance). c.t
"Or, you could buy a coupl'a -tickets to Policeman's Ball" , "50 bucks each, 2-3 should do"
( No, there was no 'Real' Ball/Dance). c.t
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2. a song about the above, sung to the tune of *pop goes the weasel*
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1. you absolute twonkface policeman
2. 🎵 if there’s a policeman
who happens to be a woman
has a face, acts like a twonk,
twonkface policeman!
2. 🎵 if there’s a policeman
who happens to be a woman
has a face, acts like a twonk,
twonkface policeman!
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Pope JP 2:"No,its mearly peering over the garden fence"
Pope JP 2:"No,its mearly peering over the garden fence"
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