pokin the pigskin

catching the football with one hand while extending the arm; to spear the football

In the NFL, no one is better at pokin the pigskin than (name of NFL player).

He poked the pigskin (out of the air) like he was spearfishing

by jigme December 23, 2012

pokin' smot

When You Want To Smoke Pot

Wanna Go Poke Some Smot?

by Arrow October 11, 2004

pokin' turtle

the last minute right before you have to poop, and your poop is poking and in out of your butt

damn girl, looks like you got a pokin' turtle!

by heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey July 13, 2006

Pokin' Pajamas

When one's urge for a bowel movement enters into a death match with one's anal sphincter, and the sphincter slowly starts to lose like in a good arm-wrestling bout, until the feces actually touches one's pajamas.

I couldn't find an F'in crap hole for like an hour and by the time I got close to one, I was already pokin' pajamas!

I gotta shit so bad I'm pokin pajamas.

I forgot to put a diaper on my 2 year old when I put him to bed, and when he woke up he was pokin' pajamas.

by the dumb guy September 10, 2010

Pokin'Pajamas

When you wake up extra early hoping your wife is in the mood.. and she isn't :(

If I hadn't spent the morning pokin'pajamas, I could have made it to the gym this morning.

by cOkerMan February 11, 2015

pokin daylight

to have the crown of a shit poke out of the anus.

"I thought it was just a fart, but I ended up pokin daylight.

by colonel Hogan May 13, 2003

Pokin token

when you want to cash in a brokin sex braclet

Do you want to cash in that pokin token yet?

by the man, the king, the Marshal February 12, 2010