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Pokedick

A word to describe a person who knows everything about Pokemon, but is an asshole about it.

If you say something wrong about Pokemon, like the Pokedex, the Pokedick will correct you.
"Oh, Pikachu is sooo cute. Isn't it a water-type."

"HAHAHA, fuckin' n00b! Pikachu is an ELECTRIC type. Idiot."

"Jeez... no need to be such a Pokedick..."
by MelonWater December 10, 2012
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powerdock

verb

similar to the practice of docking, powerdocking is when you dock with another man, tape the penises together, and then box. Technically, the winner is the first one to knock the other out, but practically, no one wins in this sad spectacle.
"let's dock"
"no fuck that let's powerdock"
"no shut the fuck up that's disgusting"
by i<32powerdock March 25, 2010
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pukedick

when a girl is giving head and she throws up all over the guys dick and then keeps going, swallows, and then they make out
"they call me the pukedick"

"puuuuukkkkeee"

"puke on dick"
by steeeeezie May 10, 2008
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Poker Dick

A dick that does not get shy or shows any change of its usual behavior. Specifically when family members are involved in its arousal.
“Hey dad. Are you happy with my poker dick performance last night? If you were any more fucked up you wouldn’t have known it was me.”
by Adwala76 March 18, 2022
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Pokediction

A pokediction is someone who is obsessed with pokemon. If you think you have a pokediction, it might just be a strong desire, but you'll probably grow out of it, but for someone who has a pokediction, it can take for a darker turn. For example, if you are constantly thinking about pokemon non stop, having dreams about pokemon, having fantasies of pokemon, replacing your spare time playing or watching pokemon instead of doing something else, and having lots of merchandise of anything pokemon related that could indicate that you are showing a strong desire and could take a brake. A pokediction is like any other addiction; it takes time and determination to get rid of it. So if you find yourself subconsciously thinking about it or having the urge to play it and/or watch it, or any other of these symptoms, then you most likely have an addiction. If you are tired of this addiction or its interfering with your life, you should take some self therapy and look for something more better to do.
Guy1 - "Man, Guy2 must have an obsession with pokemon, he's always talking about it and asking us to play the trading card game with him!"

Guy3 - Heh, I know right. I wonder if he's okay?

Guy2 - H-hey, Guy1 and Guy3! Guess what? The new legendary pokemon just came out! I am so going to read the bulbapidia to see it's location for I can get it in Pokemon Orange addition!

Guy1 - ... ...... ..........

Guy3 - Yup, he's got a pokediction.

GameFreak® - Hehe..yes he does, yes he most certainly does *Smirks*
by AManWhoLikesRPG's July 8, 2015
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Pokerfuck

Poker players who win with bullshit hands, despite your all-in on pocket aces or any other really good poker hand.
When you get beaten by that guy who called your all-in pocket aces with a pair of sevens, then he makes three of a kind on the river. That guy is a bona-fide pokerfuck.
by Damitdan October 28, 2006
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popedick

"Popedick is wrinkly and saggy, but I still want some of that holy penetration!"
by Ivy April 18, 2004
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