Only the most original band from the greatest era of music, 80'
s glam metal! They wore make-up during their performances only 7 years after
Kiss did it. They were musical geniuses, borrowing licks from other bands in different genres and playing them louder, like they should have been
played in the first place! Let's not forget Bret Michaels, only the most devoted, artistically enlightened frontman with the largest range ever heard by human ears. And his lyrics!? Who could forget such beautifully crafted rhymes, like:
"At the drive-in
In the old man's
Ford
behind the bushes
until I'm screamin' for more"
and
"Every
rose has its thorn
Just like every night has its
dawn
Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song
Every
rose has its, yeah, it does"
Poetic composition in the English language has never been the same.