The antithesis of Gold.
by Dick Tonium July 27, 2014
Get the plutonium mug.Lethal man-made compound utilized for boosting the yield of an SBD, thereby elevating said SBD to Pootron Bomb level.
Pootronium can be created by ingesting several known combinations of legumes, cruciferous vegetables, and cough medicine.
It is theorized that Thai food, Hefeweizen, eggs, oats, and fresh basil can also be utilized to enhance lethality and boost yield potential.
Pootronium can be created by ingesting several known combinations of legumes, cruciferous vegetables, and cough medicine.
It is theorized that Thai food, Hefeweizen, eggs, oats, and fresh basil can also be utilized to enhance lethality and boost yield potential.
Lawrence: <yawns> "What are you having for breakfast Eugene?"
Eugene: <sneezes> "Oh, I thought a nice heaping bowl of Cracklin Oat Bran and some left over steamed broccoli would help my immune system fight off this cold. The NyQuil I took won't be enough."
Lawrence: <face turns sheet white> "Sweet jumpin' Jesus Eugene! Good thing I'm working this morning. You're brewin' a steaming batch of pootronium."
Eugene: <sneezes> "Oh, I thought a nice heaping bowl of Cracklin Oat Bran and some left over steamed broccoli would help my immune system fight off this cold. The NyQuil I took won't be enough."
Lawrence: <face turns sheet white> "Sweet jumpin' Jesus Eugene! Good thing I'm working this morning. You're brewin' a steaming batch of pootronium."
by SwordofDamocles November 27, 2010
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Super radioactive metal that turns green in the dark. Used in the Fat Man bomb, only 10kg is needed to reach critical mass (self-sustaining reaction.) If exposed to humid conditions, it can spontaneously combust.
Torch: You have a package...Plutonium!?
Slash: Yep, I was bored.
Torch: Wha...omfg...
Slash: It says the guy who discovered it kept it in a matchbox inside his desk. Weird.
Slash: Yep, I was bored.
Torch: Wha...omfg...
Slash: It says the guy who discovered it kept it in a matchbox inside his desk. Weird.
by The Mr Needles Experience October 4, 2006
Get the plutonium mug.The spiciest herb in the world, used by most Asian and Arab resteraunts to add flavor to their foods.
In 1958, however, the United States banned the use of plutonium in food, resulting in many plutonium spice companies either going bankrupt or moving out of the country.
In 1958, however, the United States banned the use of plutonium in food, resulting in many plutonium spice companies either going bankrupt or moving out of the country.
Johnny: Dude! I just got some plutonium!
Dan: Are you shitting me!?
Johnny: I shit you not! I'm gonna make some General Taos Chicken with it!
Dan: That shit's gonna be awesomely spicy!
Dan: Are you shitting me!?
Johnny: I shit you not! I'm gonna make some General Taos Chicken with it!
Dan: That shit's gonna be awesomely spicy!
by The Keasbey Knight April 26, 2008
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Atomic weight: Variable
Properties: entirely dependent on the story requirements of whichever science illiterate hack has been commissioned to write this week's episode of your favourite science fiction show.
Related to Unobtanium. The principle difference being that Unobtanium is usually the maguffin that drives the plot whilst Plotonium resolves the corner the writer wrote themselves into.
Atomic weight: Variable
Properties: entirely dependent on the story requirements of whichever science illiterate hack has been commissioned to write this week's episode of your favourite science fiction show.
Related to Unobtanium. The principle difference being that Unobtanium is usually the maguffin that drives the plot whilst Plotonium resolves the corner the writer wrote themselves into.
Dilithium is the magical material that drives warp drives in Star Trek and, despite the series having strong science advisors on hand, writers still tested in-story credibility to breaking point.
"The Plotonium fuel rods have overheated and disrupted the flow of Unobtanium to the Maguffin drive....we're all doomed!"
"The Plotonium fuel rods have overheated and disrupted the flow of Unobtanium to the Maguffin drive....we're all doomed!"
by Apocrypha September 29, 2013
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Ever since we've installed our IHV's so called "game optimiser" our computers in the lab are acting ****** up ; even upon a clean install. We're absolutely bored with all this plutoniumware we've been dealing with in the driver department.
by Mechante_souris February 3, 2014
Get the plutoniumware mug.A plutonium poop, is a poop commonly defined by its extraordinarily high levels radioactivity. This is due largely in part to the high concentrations of raw plutonium and Cobalt-60. The origins of plutonium poops are completely unknown, but are becoming increasingly common in public restrooms.
by chillbillwill June 17, 2016
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